I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 17:21 @MarthaPlimpton BTW, I totally adored your dress. :) #
• 21:53 My birthday is sneaking up on me. Almost literally, as I keep going, "What day is it a-- HOLY CRAP IT'S ONLY NINE DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY?!" #
• 22:02 Also, I'm going to be 35 next year. This boggles my mind. If I were a wedding anniversary, I'd be coral. Or in other words, useless. #
• 02:21 Don't Ask, Don't Tell ended tonight. Now bigots can no longer feel sure the gay guy they're insulting wasn't trained to kill by the gov't. #
• 14:49 I liked Qwikster better back when they sent you powdered chocolate milk mix in the mail. Well, except during that anthrax cocoa scare. #
• 14:55 No matter who I'm with, my reflexive reaction to someone saying my name is to want to verify I'm the Jennifer they want. Damn popular name. #
• 15:03 Santorum's going after Google for spreading "filth" about him, probably right before he compares gay marriage to screwing a drunk lemur. #

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