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[apocalypsos]

Well, it's nice to see that I'm not the only one who despises this unholy of unholy days. Maybe it's because I'm gullible on Olympic levels, I don't know.

Everybody else is threatening violence for pranks. I, however, am threatening wish fulfillment. You want to tell me you're pregnant? I'll show you what I learned from that book my mom got me for Christmas, "How To Win Friends and Magically Inseminate the Unsuspecting." Want to tell me you're not feeling well and you think your appendix has burst? Finally, a reason to use all that knowledge I gleaned from "ER" reruns! Heard a rumor the President's been assassinated? Give me twenty minutes, cab fare and a two-by-four and I'll go check.

So, yeah. My hatred of April Fool's Day knows no bounds.

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[aint2nuts.livejournal.com]

I love April Fools. I played a joke on my kids. Told them they weren't going to school. My son got worried though, since he is in testing all week. He was afraid he would have to make up the testing on Friday and he got worried. At that point, I felt pretty darn bad. He laughed when he found out it was April 1st though.

I think my daughters were just happy there was no school.