I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 18:06 @TheBloggess I don't think I could stop the appalled laughter long enough to light a torch. #
• 18:08 About to watch the compact-disc episode of How It's Made. Should be fun considering I've made them before. #
• 18:12 Oh, God, I'm having flashbacks to the night I packaged 40,000 copies of Paris Hilton's CD. And we haven't even gotten the packaging part. #
• 18:40 @NathanFillion Foes: a fear, a female fear. *pause* DAMN YOU FOR THAT EARWORM. #
• 20:23 That cockroach just proved how awesome Anya is. :D #projectrunway #
• 20:26 @txvoodoo I have no idea but I'm almost tempted to watch because it might be so bad it's awesome. #
• 20:32 Okay, the guy in the Velveeta Cheesy Skillet commercials creeps me out. #
• 20:42 @calystarose You and me both. Ugh, I miss Other Josh. #
• 20:43 ... I can't EVEN. RT @thinkprogress: "Barack Obama is a bigger disaster to this country than 9/11" -- Neal Bortz on Fox News in Atlanta #
• 20:44 @ninagarcia Nina, my darlin', *everybody* loves Tim. ;) #
• 20:45 I want Tim Gunn to come to my house and give me a hug. :( #
• 20:49 Oh, that's so MEAN. #projectrunway #
• 20:56 Every time I see a commercial for PR All-Stars I have a tiny enthusiastic breakdown. Then I wonder if Austin named his pencil-thin mustache. #
• 21:01 @Kajivar I love that mustache just because it's THAT terrible. Or maybe Evil Austin has taken his place! #
• 21:03 I fucking LOVE Anya's look. I wish she hadn't sewn her model into it, but damn, the structuring involved. #
• 21:06 @txvoodoo It holds the model's boobs in weird spots w/ the way the slit sits. At least Viktor's keeps his model's boobs in the right place. #
• 21:08 @raineerose I hated when whoever-it-was said you couldn't sell Anya's work. I'd buy this AND last week's two pieces. #
• 21:09 @txvoodoo Still, for a three-hour dress, it's lovely. It's just the boob issue I have a problem with. #
• 21:10 @Kajivar Feminine and flirty, BUT EVIL. Mwahahahaha! (Hee.) #
• 21:12 @ninagarcia I actually think Anya's reads fantastically on the screen. My favorite piece up there. #
• 21:14 I'm not a fan of the way the chain on Josh's dress connects under her arm, but I'm all for more orange clothes in the world. #
• 21:29 Dear Josh: As far as I can tell, Anya's strategy is "designing better than your tacky ass." #projectrunway #
• 21:40 How Netflix Streaming works: "That popular movie you wanted is not available, but you might enjoy these three low-rated B-movies instead." #
• 22:29 Okay, seriously, how is Obama worse than 9-11? You know, other than that he's killed more Al Queda members by now? #
• 22:33 Please note that when I'm not tweeting while half-asleep + lying down I *can* spell Al Qaeda. Al Queda? Al Kayda. Jeez, I'm not even drunk. #
• 08:44 @amanda_hocking I concur, except with bacon, a bagel slathered in pumpkin spice cream cheese and chai. #

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