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[apocalypsos]

So digitalodyssey and I got totally freaking bored last night at work, and started doing this Pavlov's dog test to see what certain mental images would do to my fragile little mind. For example, "Hugh Jackman reading out of the dictionary" made me sigh happily, while "Peter Wingfield reading out of the phone book" made me go pleasantly numb from the waist down.

It was all fun and games until "Peter Wingfield and Hugh Jackman reading aloud from the phone book while Orlando Bloom does color commentary" made me get stuck in my chair for a half an hour. I'm just lucky those suckers have wheels on the bottom.

Oh, and "Same as the last mental image, but everybody's naked" sent me in a three-hour long coma with a big dopey grin on my face. I don't really remember what happened when I was passed out, but I can safely say that I've got all of the phone numbers in Northeastern Pennsylvania memorized up to Miller, Marion and I'm waaaaay too happy about that.

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[tree220.livejournal.com]

nice images and what a nice way to get through work. me I spent last night looking at houses, found one for me, found one for my mother that's fairly close but not close enough that my grandmother can drive me crazy (about an hour and a half away is good right?) and my mother will be able to escape into town to visit me and get away from her for awhile so that's a good thing. and I found a place in old town for all the misfits that will be moving to NOVA after I win, a really nice older townhouse that has been divided into 5 apartments. that should hold all the transplants don't you think?

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

*snorts Ritz cracker crumbs all over the monitor* Bwahahahahahahaaa!!!!

OK, so what does "Peter Wingfield and Hugh Jackman reading aloud from the phone book while Orlando Bloom and Colin Farrell do color commentary" do for ya?

OK, lather, rinse, repeat, "naked."

*watches the troll have a seizure*

Oooh, by the way.....

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

(From a story about Orlando....)

The avid athlete also has an unfortunate habit of hurting himself, usually while participating in such sports as skiing and snowboarding. His list of broken bones includes nose, both legs, wrist, fingers, toes, ribs (he tumbled off his horse while filming Rings) and a cracked skull -- three times. The scariest was in 1998: He fell off a roof, broke his back and was told he would never walk again. Miraculously, he hobbled out of the hospital on crutches 12 days later.

Hey, look, he's the perfect match for everyone's favorite accident-prone troll..... ;)