So today I received my first Romney/Ryan flyer.

[apocalypsos]

I hadn't gotten one yet -- which, let's be honest, I wasn't crying in my beer over -- but today one showed up in my mail. So I decided to send it back, with a little extra.



For anyone having trouble reading it, the note I added says:

Dear Republican Party of Pennsylvania,

Please don’t waste any more paper sending Romney/Ryan flyers to my house. If this election were between your smug, greedy, self-obsessed, ignorant, woman-hating, job-killing, animal-abusing, tax-evading, starvation-supporting, billionaire-blowing, hypocritical, sociopathic excuse for a candidate and a rotting slab of roadkill, I would be on the phone trying to garner support for Senator Flattened-Maggot-Caked-Possum for the next month.

Thanks,

Jennifer Matarese

P.S. Also, please pass on my thanks to the graphic designer who made the “R” in the Romney logo looked like the toned buttocks of a hot young gay man leaning against a wall as he waits to be topped, as the laughter that ensues when I see it is the only good feeling your candidate gives me.