Ugh, Bravo sucks.
Nov. 14th, 2012 08:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosIf they could make it just a little more difficult to find a new episode of a TV show on that website that's not a "Real Housewives" episode, that would be really fucking great.
So I ended up watching the first episode of this season of "Top Chef" on Amazon. Sheesh.
-- I have a good feeling about this season given this episode, but I've learned well enough by now not to hold my breath. I mean, they've already gotten rid of at least one of the guys with hipster facial hair. That's a good start.
-- I may have found it adorable when the South African chef, Lizzie, was swooning over Tom and was like, "Is it weird or creepy to find Tom cute?" Are you kidding? As a straight guy, he'd probably consider it a pleasant surprise after being the favorite sex symbol on every bear in the country. (Although Tom's awesome enough to be like, "Yay, bears love me!" as opposed to how a lot of straight guys might respond to that. He's always cool about it, but then again, he's cool about most things.)
-- Okay, I'm sorry, but did that one chef seriously call the Japanese chef "Origami"? You're lucky she didn't smack you, dude.
-- Also, Wolfgang Puck was being generally awesome, aaaaaaaaaand then he kept resorting to sexist comments. Aw, come on, Wolfgang.
-- I wonder how many episodes we'll get through before someone throttles the Italian chef. I'm still not latching onto the names. The one who kept yammering on and on in the kitchen at Wolfgang Puck's? She was grating.
-- The Hawaiian chef is adorable and seems lovely, so I'm crossing my fingers for him.
-- Okay, when the one girl was all, "Oh, Kristin [the hot Asian girl] and I are friends, and live in the same building, and got matching tattoos! But we're not lesbians!", you could have heard my "Awwwwwww" across the country. But ... but ... she's so pretty! And seems so capable! Why can't you be one of the lesbians? *sob* (... yeah, so I may have a girlcrush on Kristin already.)
-- Unrelated to the actual chefs, but in regards to the "This season on ..." clips: My God, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are freakin' adorable.
So I ended up watching the first episode of this season of "Top Chef" on Amazon. Sheesh.
-- I have a good feeling about this season given this episode, but I've learned well enough by now not to hold my breath. I mean, they've already gotten rid of at least one of the guys with hipster facial hair. That's a good start.
-- I may have found it adorable when the South African chef, Lizzie, was swooning over Tom and was like, "Is it weird or creepy to find Tom cute?" Are you kidding? As a straight guy, he'd probably consider it a pleasant surprise after being the favorite sex symbol on every bear in the country. (Although Tom's awesome enough to be like, "Yay, bears love me!" as opposed to how a lot of straight guys might respond to that. He's always cool about it, but then again, he's cool about most things.)
-- Okay, I'm sorry, but did that one chef seriously call the Japanese chef "Origami"? You're lucky she didn't smack you, dude.
-- Also, Wolfgang Puck was being generally awesome, aaaaaaaaaand then he kept resorting to sexist comments. Aw, come on, Wolfgang.
-- I wonder how many episodes we'll get through before someone throttles the Italian chef. I'm still not latching onto the names. The one who kept yammering on and on in the kitchen at Wolfgang Puck's? She was grating.
-- The Hawaiian chef is adorable and seems lovely, so I'm crossing my fingers for him.
-- Okay, when the one girl was all, "Oh, Kristin [the hot Asian girl] and I are friends, and live in the same building, and got matching tattoos! But we're not lesbians!", you could have heard my "Awwwwwww" across the country. But ... but ... she's so pretty! And seems so capable! Why can't you be one of the lesbians? *sob* (... yeah, so I may have a girlcrush on Kristin already.)
-- Unrelated to the actual chefs, but in regards to the "This season on ..." clips: My God, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are freakin' adorable.
