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Jul. 7th, 2003 01:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosOkay, that's it! Seeing as how there's certain things I do every time there's a huge Powerball jackpot and I never, ever win, this time I'm going to stop doing those things and see if maybe that helps any.
For example, no more imagining buying that mustard yellow Porsche Boxster I drive past every day at the dealership and swearing I'll buy it when I win so that no one will ever drive that godawful monstrosity on the roads. No more seeing about how much it'll cost to have Jennifer Lopez's career declared a national disaster area. No more planning on establishing a new country and calling it "We're not with the terrorists, but we're not with you either, Dubya, you giant asshat!"
And for God's sake, no more mentally breaking down the day-to-day cost of keeping Orlando Bloom in blond extensions and elf costumes when I buy him on the black market, damn it!
For example, no more imagining buying that mustard yellow Porsche Boxster I drive past every day at the dealership and swearing I'll buy it when I win so that no one will ever drive that godawful monstrosity on the roads. No more seeing about how much it'll cost to have Jennifer Lopez's career declared a national disaster area. No more planning on establishing a new country and calling it "We're not with the terrorists, but we're not with you either, Dubya, you giant asshat!"
And for God's sake, no more mentally breaking down the day-to-day cost of keeping Orlando Bloom in blond extensions and elf costumes when I buy him on the black market, damn it!
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Date: 2003-07-07 11:27 am (UTC)