News-type bits

[apocalypsos]

'Passion' Reclaims Top Box-Office Spot -- Tell you what, gang. I don't know about what Jesus would say, but if next week I get beaten to a bloody pulp, whipped, tortured, crucified, etc., and it becomes traditional every year to mourn my passing, I'd appreciate it if you didn't do so by watching an artfully made snuff film of my demise.

Also, Bush: Nothing Warned of 9/11 Attacks -- These people make my head hurt. That is all.

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[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

if next week I get beaten to a bloody pulp, whipped, tortured, crucified, etc., and it becomes traditional every year to mourn my passing, I'd appreciate it if you didn't do so by watching an artfully made snuff film of my demise.


Oh, come on. How else can we show you that we really, REALLY love you?

[topaz08.livejournal.com]

Nothing Warned of 9/11 Attacks - How about the 1993 bombing of the WTC???

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Well, sure. They went and improved ground-based security to stop that kind of thing from happening again.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

The LAWD-uh has ARISEN-uh AGAYUN-uh, on this EASTER-uh! PRAISE JESUS!

(I can't be the only one who finds this funny. Can I?)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

was it you who posted what kids thought happened at easter? i managed to forget where i read it but one of them read "jesus rises from the dead again and if he sees his shadow we have another 6 weeks of winter"

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

elrond50 had that in his journal.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

yes, that´s it, thanks

One of these days, I'll stop commenting with my RP journal.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Wasn't me, but I was laughing hysterically at that one. :D

Re: One of these days, I'll stop commenting with my RP journal.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

*g* got that 8 times. intrigued by rp difference

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

i enjoyed the ET ad on that yahoo news page: 'is jesus taking over hollywood?' yes, jesus is everywhere! it's star wars episode II: attack of the jesus! the silence of the jesus! the jesus next door! everything goes better with jesus! raiders of the lost jesus! woohoo!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I would so watch 'The Silence Of The Jesus'.

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the cross again."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

it´s a weird weekend.

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

Also, Bush: Nothing Warned of 9/11 Attacks -- These people make my head hurt. That is all.

And yet, his approval rating is over 50%. Post-natal abortion. I'm just saying.

[foenix.livejournal.com]

*looks at the Bush article* Well of *course* he was satisfied. The man was too busy plotting his war on Iraq.

J