'Cause I love coming home to a full email box ...

[apocalypsos]

Two memes from a number of people on my friends list ...

Invent a fanfiction I wrote and post about it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it is something that I never wrote. Give me feedback! Mention your favourite quote! Flame me! Illustrate it! You know you want to.

And also ...

Are there any questions you'd like to ask any of the characters from any of my fics? Post it in a comment and the character shall respond.

Comments

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

Dude that Weis/Star Wars/X-Men crossover was wicked! and the sex scenes! wow!
So very hotttt!



ahems

Jubilee from yer crossover fic yer writing right now: how did you get so hottt?

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

OMG! That Harry Potter and the Magical Dildo story you wrote was so /steamy/! I mean, I never ever thought I could see Draco quite taking it up the *CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE* and actually being able to /walk/ the next day. You're better than all the BNFs in the Harry Potter field put together. I <3 you!

Write more!

(Teehee.)

[kearie.livejournal.com]

The Hagrid/Dudley pwp you wrote last month was just about the squickiest thing I have ever read! I mean, I thought it was bad when you went into such detail about Hagrid's body hair, but things really started going downhill for me when you described Hagrid erotically sucking on Dudley's rolls of body fat. I couldn't stomach food for hours after that!! Not to mention you never gave us any background on how the two were even in the same room, much less in mad passionate love with one another! Talk about porn WITHOUT PLOT woman...

[lots42.livejournal.com]

My favorite part of your Rogue/Multiple Man fic was when she absorbed his powers, made fifty other naked Rogues and totally destroyed the X-Mansion in fits of sexy extasy.

Whooot!

Now someone is going to have to write that for real.

[amproof.livejournal.com]

Hey Mick Walton,

Jubilee says your pretty hot.

And clearly Logan fancies you. You can tell from all the growling he does when he's around you.

And if you got Scott drunk, I bet he'd be happy to drop his inhibitions and let you do him under the table.

So, who's a lucky boy, then?

[amproof.livejournal.com]

Regarding that Bobby Flay/Slotted Spatula fic ("Flip Me Over and Call Me Done")--

Look...I enjoy watching Food Network as much as the next person. (The next person being you, evidently.) And I admit, I occasionally think to myself while watching Mr. Flay that he's awfully hot and charismatically sweet and could do with some fanfic. He certainly is devoted to barbecuing and trouncing around America in search of your grandmother's perfect recipe for sweet potato pie. What can we say? The man is downright adorable.

I guess what I'm saying is...you paired him with a *spatula*?? It's not like he's chained to his kitchen. He travels!! Why not pair him up with that nice man who taught him how to make cheesecake? Or that Tyler chap? The one who does Food 911. He travels. Surely they've crossed paths.

Bobby has a lot going for him. He could get plenty of buttsex if he just put a little effort into it. And also, making the spatula talk was just wrong. R.O.N. wrong. If I live to be 1000, I will never come up with a good reason for a spatula that says things like, "Roll over so I can give you a good skewering, Flay," and "Mmm. How's my hot handle feel in your pink ass now, boy?" Also, the spanking and making Bobby call the spatula "daddy" was way over the limit.

In conclusion...Bobby Flay should be removed from your questionable hands and the spatula should be put into a box and buried.

A spatula??? Wtf is RON with you???

Still your biggest fan!!

Am

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

I just keep coming back to that story you wrote in which in the X-Men have to fight Dr Frankenstein. If only for the part where they meet the man himself, and Jubilee insists on calling him Frank N Furter.

Hmm...

Your Jubilee: Tell me about the tattoos you haven't got yet.