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[apocalypsos]

The newest trailer for 'The Day After Tomorrow'.

Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about, bee-yotch.

I think it's amusing how many of my favorite movies can be summed up with the phrase, "Everybody DIES!" And is it bad that this is the movie I'm looking forward to most this summer? I mean, Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal? Oh, they can totally come save my ass. Beau Bridges, not so much.

And that wave destroying the Sydney Opera House? *adores*

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[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

I love environmental disaster movies, but why does Mother Nature never put the smackdown on the southwest? The only thing that even came close was Twister, and the stuff in there was only a tad out of the norm.

This is what happens when filmmakers use L.A. and New York getting destroyed and ignore everywhere else in the US. This leaves the possibility for a sequel, called Lotsa Shit Dies: 2, where Midwesterners are entirely in charge of rebuilding civilization. There's a pan shot of everybody crawling out of the rubble, applying blue eyeshadow, and going to eat at Denny's. Then Donna Karan releases a line of sweatpants at her new outlet stores. I fear that Fashion Week will move to Lake of the Ozarks.

*Disclaimer: Yeah, I know, not everybody in the Midwest acts like that, but large portions of my family do, and I've spent way too much time at the Council Bluffs Village Inn to not make these generalizations.