GIP!

[apocalypsos]

'Cause I needed an icon for when I tell Jesus jokes. (Well, who doesn't?)

Icon courtesy of dayafternext, whose icons rock like great rocking things.

Comments

That Jesus.

[kormantic.livejournal.com]

He's such a manwhore. Seriously. You would not believe the stories Mary told me.

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if Jesus really loved me, he'd go all the way.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, Jesus does love me. Which is a bad thing, because apparently there's a difference between Jesus loving you and Jesus shagging you senseless against a wall. The things they don't tell you in catechism class ...

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Jesus used to love me, but then he said he wanted to be "just friends."

Jesus, yo.

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that Jesus guy is the world's biggest player.

"Come on baby...just get on your knees." Prayer time, my ass! I can't BELIEVE I let him "shower me with his love and teachings".

All that "love" was a bitch-and-a-half to get out of my hair, not to mention the sheets.

Re: Jesus, yo.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. I thought I was okay when he did that "Eat this bread, it is my body" and "drink this wine, it is my blood" spiel, but I beat a hasty retreat when he brought out the cheesecake.

Him and his ridiculous, surreal anatomy lessons. What if were on the Atkins diet, for fuck's sake?

Re: Jesus, yo.

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Blasphemy is fun! Maybe He'll smite us all down simultaneously.

Although I doubt it, since I was driving by a church day before yesterday and had the most blasphemous thought-string in the history of mankind, and nothing happened to me.

The sign out front of the church said: "The Lord shall shower love unto his true followers for all eternity."

And my immediate first thought was: "Ewww...divine bukkake! *retch*"

Re: Jesus, yo.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Nah. If we didn't get smited for that God/Grumpy Bear stuff a while back, divine bukkake and eating Jesus's anatomical cheesecake should be okay.

Re: Jesus, yo.

[chilledglove.livejournal.com]

you know, there's a trap-door infront of those pearly gates!

Re: Jesus, yo.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

He could be building up for one really big smite.

[elizard100.livejournal.com]

That is THE coolest icon EVER! And I'm not exaggerating either. :-)

[chilledglove.livejournal.com]

that icon is awesome!