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May. 5th, 2004 12:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosHey. *pokes friends list*
I'm going to bed. Do something interesting while I'm sleeping. I'd like to wake up to something amusing, and that dream where everybody on the planet lines up to smack the crap out of Jessica Simpson just ain't gonna do it for me.
C'mon, you know you want to be silly. After all, it's just started being Cinco de Mayo on the east coast and you're not even drunk yet.
*pokes friends list again*
Dance for me, puppets.
I'm going to bed. Do something interesting while I'm sleeping. I'd like to wake up to something amusing, and that dream where everybody on the planet lines up to smack the crap out of Jessica Simpson just ain't gonna do it for me.
C'mon, you know you want to be silly. After all, it's just started being Cinco de Mayo on the east coast and you're not even drunk yet.
*pokes friends list again*
Dance for me, puppets.
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Man, these puppet strings are so giving me bad posture.
Date: 2004-05-04 09:26 pm (UTC)If there's a god, it will be finished in the morning. *whimpers*
Re: Man, these puppet strings are so giving me bad posture.
Date: 2004-05-05 12:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-04 09:29 pm (UTC)haiku tribute to Nero my love my darling
Sweet Nero Express
You let me rip whole CDs
Easy as fruit pie
My love, my darling
Nero Express you wild thing
You make my heart sing
I ripped Abbey Road
Just moments ago with ease
Now my mix is done
My Cowboy Bebop mix's
Complete, oh Nero Express
You made it happen!
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If that isn't embarrassing enough to amuse you... YOU COULD HEAR
:grumble: stupid LJ
Date: 2004-05-04 09:35 pm (UTC)--
YOU COULD HEAR MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE STUPIDJOKE!
A family of tomatos were walking down the street. Momma Tomato, Papa Tomato, and Baby Tomato. Things were going fine, but Baby Tomato's little leafy legs just couldn't hold him upright very well and he kept tumbling over and falling behind the group.
Finally, after a great deal of annoyance, the Father Tomato turned around, stomped angrily back down the street to the little Tomato, and said,
"CATCH UP!"
Re: :grumble: stupid LJ
Date: 2004-05-04 09:39 pm (UTC)Re: :grumble: stupid LJ
Date: 2004-05-04 10:21 pm (UTC)Re: :grumble: stupid LJ
Date: 2004-05-04 10:31 pm (UTC)Re: :grumble: stupid LJ
Date: 2004-05-05 06:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-04 09:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-04 09:36 pm (UTC)I'm staging a protest.
*picks up sign*
*sits down*
And I'm not leaving until my needs are met.
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Date: 2004-05-04 10:06 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-05-04 10:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-05 06:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-05 06:49 am (UTC)Not Jubilee/She-Hulk. I mean, that's just wrong. I mean, yeah, Jubilee might possibly go for it, but Jen is probably the most agressively heterosexual character in comics. She's straighter than Scott Summers, and that's saying something.
No, friendship. And boob envy. And probably chick-flick cliches involving Earth's Mightiest Heroes doing makeovers.
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Date: 2004-05-04 10:18 pm (UTC)OMG MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY
Yes, just reread the crystalwank on F_W.
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Date: 2004-05-04 11:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-05 01:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-05 02:58 am (UTC)uh... when i go to senegal i will send you a monkey. my mum said she didn't want one so you can have it instead :)
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Date: 2004-05-05 03:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-05 03:32 am (UTC)Last night I ate my cat.
The end.
PS - Do not feel sorry for the cat. It was evil. It was him or me.
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Date: 2004-05-05 06:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-05 01:18 pm (UTC)I was quite sad to wake up.