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Jul. 11th, 2003 05:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosJust got back from seeing LXG, and I've just got to say that I love how many awesome, awesome movies are ending up in the theater right now. Then again, so far since Tuesday, I've seen Nick Stahl all scruffy and cute in T3, Orly and Johnny in all of their swashbuckling yumminess in PotC, and Stuart Townsend in all that glorious foppishness in LXG.
Not that I'm complaining, mind you. It's just that I'm not sure my estrogen, my saliva glands, and various other body parts I definitely won't be mentioning in polite company such as this can really handle this much stress. I should probably check by going to see Pirates again, but I'm pretty sure they'd find me on the floor after the movie, a quivering wreck with a goofy smile plastered on my face that just won't. Go. Away.
Which would, you know, be embarrassing after I did the same thing on opening day of X2. I think I should consider that a lesson learned, don't you?
Not that I'm complaining, mind you. It's just that I'm not sure my estrogen, my saliva glands, and various other body parts I definitely won't be mentioning in polite company such as this can really handle this much stress. I should probably check by going to see Pirates again, but I'm pretty sure they'd find me on the floor after the movie, a quivering wreck with a goofy smile plastered on my face that just won't. Go. Away.
Which would, you know, be embarrassing after I did the same thing on opening day of X2. I think I should consider that a lesson learned, don't you?
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Date: 2003-07-11 05:53 pm (UTC)God.
His name is Connor, his father left him in a demension which is due to be overran by demonic machines, he;'s brought by unlikable step parents who tie him to a tree and then run away to be impaled by a renegade x-files office, while Connor was busy convincing his insane mother to join him in immortal undeadness... it all fits! Oh my God!
Oh, damn. Ohhh damn. Men in Black should be storming this location any second now. I gotta do something!
Time to build a time machine and travel back in time to kill Joss Whedon in his bed before he dooms us all!
While I am there I'll also TP Falwell's house and tell THurmond about this whole gay business in advance. Unless it turns out he's really a zombie sent back in time to protect Whedon from me.....
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Date: 2003-07-11 06:08 pm (UTC)Time to build a time machine and travel back in time to kill Joss Whedon in his bed before he dooms us all!
While I am there I'll also TP Falwell's house and tell THurmond about this whole gay business in advance. Unless it turns out he's really a zombie sent back in time to protect Whedon from me.....
Dude, I want to see this movie, and I want to see it NOW. I'd trade in those two B.Fleck/J.Lo monstrosities and whatever godawful film Kate Hudson releases this week if it meant I was getting "Strom Thurmond: Zombie Warrior".
Then again, wasn't he an extra on the skeleton crew in PotC? I could have sworn I saw him swabbing Captain Barbossa's poop deck. (This slashy sexual innuendo brought to you by Liberal-O's ... with the hint of naughty sexual thoughts in every yummy bite!)
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Date: 2003-07-11 06:17 pm (UTC)Listen to me, mortals and despair.
And Lo this is a song of the mighty deeds done with sheep and Yea these deeds were done without sheep's consent and Lo did they bleat mightily and called out for a here and ere long the mighty warrior didst walkest the Earth and the grounds didst shakest (and the little bits of the warrior did break off and fall down).
for he was Strom! The Zombie Warrior!
Ahoy!