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[apocalypsos]

I think I need to stop being so crass and act more cultured.

From now on, no more "asshat." Instead, anyone I intensely dislike for being a moron will be "a gentleman in possession of rectal haberdashery."

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[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Ah, and here I thought the formal term was "an individual acoutremented in gluteal cranial haberdashery."

I suppose they both work. Hee.

You're going to get me in my resume phase again.

Rogue's resume:
Years of experience in aggressive problem solving for a human rights organization. [Translation: Blew shit up for the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants Under Mystique].

Years of experience in creative problem solving in service to an apolitical entity dedicated to human rights. [Translation: Was one of the X-Men]

Gambit's resume:
Reclamation specialist [Translation: Thief].