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I think I need to stop being so crass and act more cultured.

From now on, no more "asshat." Instead, anyone I intensely dislike for being a moron will be "a gentleman in possession of rectal haberdashery."

Date: 2004-05-17 04:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sabotabby
Yay, I be [livejournal.com profile] metaquotesing first!

Date: 2004-05-17 04:17 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
Yes, but [livejournal.com profile] asshaberdashery is already 15 letters, so we can't do anything else funny with it...

Date: 2004-05-17 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaz08.livejournal.com
It's a good thing coffee doesn't damage computer monitors.

Yes...

Date: 2004-05-17 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seferin.livejournal.com
This journal needs a disclaimer.

Warning... Do not eat, drink, consume, devour, swallow, ingest, partake, or otherwise put anything in your mouth whiling reading the following documents. It WILL splatter against your computer screen.

Thank you for your time.

The Management.

Date: 2004-05-17 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] backfromspace.livejournal.com
I'm sure that will work very nicely against both males in fandom.

Date: 2004-05-17 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avrelia.livejournal.com
::waving like the crazy I am::

I was stalking you in silence from time to time, got tired, and friended you to enjoy things like that on a regular basis.

Date: 2004-05-17 06:17 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-05-17 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com
Ah, and here I thought the formal term was "an individual acoutremented in gluteal cranial haberdashery."

I suppose they both work. Hee.

You're going to get me in my resume phase again.

Rogue's resume:
Years of experience in aggressive problem solving for a human rights organization. [Translation: Blew shit up for the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants Under Mystique].

Years of experience in creative problem solving in service to an apolitical entity dedicated to human rights. [Translation: Was one of the X-Men]

Gambit's resume:
Reclamation specialist [Translation: Thief].

Date: 2004-05-18 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runcible.livejournal.com
Please excuse me while I choke on my Dr. Pepper.

Date: 2004-05-18 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muffytaj.livejournal.com
The end of an era...

Date: 2004-05-18 11:31 am (UTC)

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