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May. 17th, 2004 07:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I think I need to stop being so crass and act more cultured.
From now on, no more "asshat." Instead, anyone I intensely dislike for being a moron will be "a gentleman in possession of rectal haberdashery."
From now on, no more "asshat." Instead, anyone I intensely dislike for being a moron will be "a gentleman in possession of rectal haberdashery."
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Date: 2004-05-17 04:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-17 04:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-17 04:27 pm (UTC)Yes...
Date: 2004-05-17 05:17 pm (UTC)Warning... Do not eat, drink, consume, devour, swallow, ingest, partake, or otherwise put anything in your mouth whiling reading the following documents. It WILL splatter against your computer screen.
Thank you for your time.
The Management.
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Date: 2004-05-17 05:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-17 06:08 pm (UTC)I was stalking you in silence from time to time, got tired, and friended you to enjoy things like that on a regular basis.
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Date: 2004-05-17 06:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-17 09:57 pm (UTC)I suppose they both work. Hee.
You're going to get me in my resume phase again.
Rogue's resume:
Years of experience in aggressive problem solving for a human rights organization. [Translation: Blew shit up for the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants Under Mystique].
Years of experience in creative problem solving in service to an apolitical entity dedicated to human rights. [Translation: Was one of the X-Men]
Gambit's resume:
Reclamation specialist [Translation: Thief].
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Date: 2004-05-18 03:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-18 05:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-18 11:31 am (UTC)