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[apocalypsos]

It's one thing when you suddenly realize that your office is no longer like the one in "The Office" as much as it's like the one in "Office Space".

However, when it hits you in the middle of a conversation that "I believe you have my stapler" is not only situationally appropriate, but something you should be the one to say ...

That, my friends, is when you know true fear.

Comments

[kassandra05.livejournal.com]

I used to hide my stapler (and it was a Swingline, but black) so that I would never be in danger of uttering that sentence.

The stapler followed me home when I quit.

[illian.livejournal.com]

Gods, now I worry that you're going to start talking about an "Oh" face!

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

My Swingline is one of my most prized possessions. But my staple remover....ah, now that is my Holy Grail. You touch the staple remover, I KEEL YOU WITH CANNED AIR.

I had a moment today where I just wanted to walk out of the office, go down to the local bar, and say "I don't like my job. I don't think I'm going to go anymore."

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

all by vinylwh0re

^___^

[prettiekittie.livejournal.com]

I actually feel like I am in that movie on a daily basis. If it's not the stapler conversation, it's the "Someone's got a case of the Mondays!" .

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Growling (seriously) has helped me battle many a case of CoWorkerStupids.

[sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com]

Sooo...if you could just move your desk a little further that way...that would be good...yeahhh.