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[apocalypsos]

It's one thing when you suddenly realize that your office is no longer like the one in "The Office" as much as it's like the one in "Office Space".

However, when it hits you in the middle of a conversation that "I believe you have my stapler" is not only situationally appropriate, but something you should be the one to say ...

That, my friends, is when you know true fear.

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[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

My Swingline is one of my most prized possessions. But my staple remover....ah, now that is my Holy Grail. You touch the staple remover, I KEEL YOU WITH CANNED AIR.

I had a moment today where I just wanted to walk out of the office, go down to the local bar, and say "I don't like my job. I don't think I'm going to go anymore."