*growls*

[apocalypsos]

You know, one of these days, I'm going to make a list called "Things Guys Do That Make Them Considerably Less Attractive To The Opposite Sex," and on it, I'm going to put ...

Cat-calling from moving vehicles
Telling a girl she looks like she 'likes to party'
Trying to get access to a girl by harrassing her friends and family
Kissing a girl's ass to embarrassing extremes at every turn
Trying to force a sense of humor when you have none
Behaving like an asshat
Behaving like a stalker
Bothering a girl when she's obviously trying to do something else
Treating a girl like she's an idiot
Always having to be right about everything
Referencing porn with no fair warning
Buying a girl stuff and thinking that entitles you to something

Urgh. I can't think of anything else right now. I can only think of the things guys have done to piss me off and irritate the hell out of me in the past few days.

Anybody else want to have a go?

Comments

[whitetower.livejournal.com]

Huh. Let's say that said guy has managed to credibly claim non-asshole status, and you and he have reached the "fooling around" stage.

DUDE, IF YOU TRY AND PUSH MY HEAD DOWN WITHOUT ASKING FOR WHAT YOU WANT, ALL YOU WILL SEE IS THE BACK OF IT GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER. VERY FAST.

*deep breath*

Just don't touch my fucking head, all right?

/personal hang-up. :)

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

And no ear-grabbing or hair-pulling. Totally. Unless we're playing a game with you, we are not here to be yanked around and shoved at while "fooling around". It's supposed to be a mutual thing, not a "You are here for my pleasure, bitch" thing.

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Huh. And here I thought that the best way to get your to lower your head was to do it first? Under the theory that if you do it well, she might return the favor?

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

That's a damn good theory and should be practiced more often.

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Yes, except it did not seem to work. I tended to give more than I received by a factor of four, at the least.

[whitetower.livejournal.com]

Eat a peach. Yum, yes? And not at all vomit-inducing. Okay. Now shove an Austrian sausage down your throat.

See? :D

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Yes, but while I finished the peach, she never did more than lick the end of the sauage, before saving it for later.

[shiningsilver.livejournal.com]

Mmm...probably you're just so good at it that she never wants to refuse or distract you from doing/wanting to do that. I know my lovely one is wonderful, but very tired out if I do something to him first, and much more likely to do things to me if he's overly horny...then again, I'm the same to him, so sometimes we just end up waiting until we can't resist and one of us does something.

[seferin.livejournal.com]

The routine was that I would do unto her, she would start to do unto me, get bored, and I would take matters ... in hand. After which it was her turn again.

[shiningsilver.livejournal.com]

Thats not very nice of her...

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

:: jumps up and down waving pom-poms ::

YES! WHY CAN THEY NOT GET THIS THROUGH THEIR HEADS? Communication = good. Shoving your girlfriend around because you're incapable of same = bad.