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[apocalypsos]

You know that feeling when you're nauseous, where you just want to throw the fuck up already? Yeah. Uh-huh.

I'm starting to think that the only reason I haven't vomited up everything but the kitchen sink yet is that the kitchen sink has to come last to make the joke funnier, and I have to make room for the elephant parade and the squadron of Spitfires to come out first.

Comments

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Unsolicited advice: drink ice water. It hurts less coming up than undiluted elephants, planes, plumbing, or stomach acid.

Hang in there. Hope you feel better soon.

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

You could always hop down to the drug store and pick up some Syrup of Ipecac. One tablespoon will make you heave in about 20 minutes.

Or, if you don't feel like leaving the house, you can fill a water glass with lukewarm water and drop enough table salt in to make the water get cloudy and chug it. You have to really chug it, or it won't make you throw up, though.

Or, you could think about how much Brad Pitt got paid to be in Troy while sticking your fingers down your throat. That's GUARANTEED to make you puke.

Cheers!

[ampersand.livejournal.com]

Hope ya feel better soon.

[pointedblade.livejournal.com]

hah. refused to throw up for two days because I hate the feeling and ended up booting on stage in the middle of a performance. (ah well, I ran off and did the actual throwing up backstage, but it was a close call

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Eeew. *uses power of 'wibble' icon to make you feel better*