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Okay, that's it. Staring all night at names that are much cooler than mine has driven me to the breaking point. So I'm officially declaring today "Replace Your Sucky, Boring Name With a Silly Mary Sue-esque Name" Day.

As such, for the rest of the day, I will only be answering to Contessa Wilhelmina Ravyn Angelika Blossom Ameliana Leandrina Greenleaf Sparrow Connor Pierson Drake Jackman. (I was actually going to stick with just the one married name, but after examining my list of fandoms, I spent a long minute and a half trying to pick one and finally just said, "Fuck it, I'm starting a harem.")

Oh, and congratulations to Bush, who according to the news has officially given us the worst budget deficit ever. I'd say something snarky right now, but I got a letter yesterday stating that the government had started a new policy to make all that money back and now they're charging people fifty bucks a pop to make fun of the President.

I've got to give them credit. At fifty bucks an insult, they'll make that back in no time.

Ugh. Am definitely in need of some quality shut-eye. Now, leave me, you peons! The Contessa needs her beauty rest!

*snuggles her perfect pillow*

Date: 2003-07-16 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justbluemyself.livejournal.com
Today I shall be referred to as:
Amelia Samantha Elizabeth The Bloody.

Has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?

Date: 2003-07-16 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wonderlander.livejournal.com
I'm going for Lorien Jade Sparrow. Only because "The Bloody" has alreadybeen taken, twice.
The sad thing is that Lorien is my actual middle name, my mom's a Tolkien fangirl.

Date: 2003-07-17 10:11 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] laughingrat.livejournal.com
The fee is retroactive, too. I just got a bill saying that I owe them thousands.

I really should just go ahead and friend you; if I have to actually go looking for your site, I forget to check it and miss severals days' worth of fun. Then I see you mentioned again on Metaquotes and finally remember to drop by.

Date: 2003-07-17 10:13 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] laughingrat.livejournal.com
"Several." Singular.

Whoops.

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