Dude, I can't help but think of his massive cock whenever I see a picture of him. I mean really, how big must it be that they felt they had to REMOVE IT from the movie? :)) And then I just collapse laughing hysterically
However that is also an EXCELLENT publicity move. :-?
*snork* I just giggle anytime I see him now. Because of that, and also because of the mightily bad long blond hair in the "Alexander" promos.....he *really* shouldn't be blond like that....
will you torture and kill me for saying that i don't believe this in the first place, and it reminds me too much of kevin costner trying to snatch back his starstatus from alan rickman by planting similar rumours? ;P
Nope, I wouldn't. I figure it's one of either two things -- either it's the truth (amusing, but unlikely), or he's got a small one and this is how they're covering it up (which I've heard might be closer to the truth).
Then again, they might not have even put a scene like that in the movie, but it's funnier to think of Colin with a cock so large it disrupted the plot of a freakin' movie. "Hi, I'm Colin, and this is my penis. Would you like to shake his hand? Don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry! He'll attack Tokyo and climb the Empire State Building! It'll be anarchy!" Et cetera, et cetera.
1> The size of a penis supposedly brings more pleasure 2> It does need to fit inside you, right? 3> After a certain point, doesn't it hurt?!? 4> Where is the appeal?
1) Depending entirely on the woman and how "big" she is, if you get my drift. 2) For some women, yes. For some, no. Again, it depends on the woman. Some women don't get off on vaginal stimulation, so a male having a larger penis would definitely not be beneficial to them. 3) Yes. 4) Some women like the sensation of being filled. There are nerve endings near the cervix, so when those are stimulated, they can produce a pleasurable feeling. Other women really like being able to accomodate larger penises (penii?) even if it hurts slightly. Others like the sight of large penii and think that they're beautiful. Each woman's mileage varies.
Note: Same as there's such a thing as being "too small", there's such a thing as being "too big".
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Date: 2004-06-27 01:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-27 01:25 pm (UTC)However that is also an EXCELLENT publicity move. :-?
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Date: 2004-06-27 01:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-27 02:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-27 02:57 pm (UTC)Then again, they might not have even put a scene like that in the movie, but it's funnier to think of Colin with a cock so large it disrupted the plot of a freakin' movie. "Hi, I'm Colin, and this is my penis. Would you like to shake his hand? Don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry! He'll attack Tokyo and climb the Empire State Building! It'll be anarchy!" Et cetera, et cetera.
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Date: 2004-06-27 02:58 pm (UTC)You're a woman, so can you explain this...
Date: 2004-06-27 03:59 pm (UTC)2> It does need to fit inside you, right?
3> After a certain point, doesn't it hurt?!?
4> Where is the appeal?
Re: You're a woman, so can you explain this...
Date: 2004-06-28 10:00 am (UTC)2) For some women, yes. For some, no. Again, it depends on the woman. Some women don't get off on vaginal stimulation, so a male having a larger penis would definitely not be beneficial to them.
3) Yes.
4) Some women like the sensation of being filled. There are nerve endings near the cervix, so when those are stimulated, they can produce a pleasurable feeling. Other women really like being able to accomodate larger penises (penii?) even if it hurts slightly. Others like the sight of large penii and think that they're beautiful. Each woman's mileage varies.
Note: Same as there's such a thing as being "too small", there's such a thing as being "too big".
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Date: 2004-06-28 10:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-27 04:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-29 05:59 am (UTC)I orgasmed, can you tell? Linkeh to trailer?
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Date: 2004-06-29 06:15 am (UTC)