will you torture and kill me for saying that i don't believe this in the first place, and it reminds me too much of kevin costner trying to snatch back his starstatus from alan rickman by planting similar rumours? ;P
Nope, I wouldn't. I figure it's one of either two things -- either it's the truth (amusing, but unlikely), or he's got a small one and this is how they're covering it up (which I've heard might be closer to the truth).
Then again, they might not have even put a scene like that in the movie, but it's funnier to think of Colin with a cock so large it disrupted the plot of a freakin' movie. "Hi, I'm Colin, and this is my penis. Would you like to shake his hand? Don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry! He'll attack Tokyo and climb the Empire State Building! It'll be anarchy!" Et cetera, et cetera.
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Date: 2004-06-27 02:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-27 02:57 pm (UTC)Then again, they might not have even put a scene like that in the movie, but it's funnier to think of Colin with a cock so large it disrupted the plot of a freakin' movie. "Hi, I'm Colin, and this is my penis. Would you like to shake his hand? Don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry! He'll attack Tokyo and climb the Empire State Building! It'll be anarchy!" Et cetera, et cetera.
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Date: 2004-06-27 02:58 pm (UTC)