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Jul. 16th, 2003 08:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosSee, everybody? Masturbation is your friend. *nods solemnly*
It does make me wonder what the benefits of masturbating is for chicks, though. Wouldn't it funny if it were something cool, like getting super powers? That'd so rawk!
Guy: "I jacked off three times today, so I lowered my risk of prostate cancer!"
Girl: "Oh, yeah? Well, I jacked off ten times today, so now I can read minds, teleport, fly, jump buildings in a single bound, outrun trains, shoot lasers out of my eyes ..."
It does make me wonder what the benefits of masturbating is for chicks, though. Wouldn't it funny if it were something cool, like getting super powers? That'd so rawk!
Guy: "I jacked off three times today, so I lowered my risk of prostate cancer!"
Girl: "Oh, yeah? Well, I jacked off ten times today, so now I can read minds, teleport, fly, jump buildings in a single bound, outrun trains, shoot lasers out of my eyes ..."
