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[apocalypsos]

See, everybody? Masturbation is your friend. *nods solemnly*

It does make me wonder what the benefits of masturbating is for chicks, though. Wouldn't it funny if it were something cool, like getting super powers? That'd so rawk!

Guy: "I jacked off three times today, so I lowered my risk of prostate cancer!"
Girl: "Oh, yeah? Well, I jacked off ten times today, so now I can read minds, teleport, fly, jump buildings in a single bound, outrun trains, shoot lasers out of my eyes ..."

Comments

like getting super powers

[mustangsally78.livejournal.com]

I'd settle for thinner thighs.

Sally

Re: like getting super powers

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'd settle for a slightly smaller ass and/or six-pack abs myself.

Re: like getting super powers

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you masturbate while doing crunches.

[mice.livejournal.com]

Not to fear, I am currently working on the problem at hand.

Well, not right now. And hands are optional...and going to commense shutting up in 3...2...

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I think we might already have a superpower, and it is that hands are optional, and also multiples, so I guess that's two.

[jrosestar.livejournal.com]

It's not a super power, but I read that having sex releases endomorphins (sp) into your blood supply. Endomorphins are known to reduce pain.

As someone who suffers from Rhuematoid Arthritis, this sounds like a good enough reason for me. :D