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See, everybody? Masturbation is your friend. *nods solemnly*

It does make me wonder what the benefits of masturbating is for chicks, though. Wouldn't it funny if it were something cool, like getting super powers? That'd so rawk!

Guy: "I jacked off three times today, so I lowered my risk of prostate cancer!"
Girl: "Oh, yeah? Well, I jacked off ten times today, so now I can read minds, teleport, fly, jump buildings in a single bound, outrun trains, shoot lasers out of my eyes ..."

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Da Vinci's Notebook -- "Enormous Penis" (What else?)

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mustangsally78.livejournal.com

I'd settle for thinner thighs.

Sally

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apocalypsos.livejournal.com

I'd settle for a slightly smaller ass and/or six-pack abs myself.

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anxietygrrl.livejournal.com

Maybe if you masturbate while doing crunches.

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