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[apocalypsos]

See, everybody? Masturbation is your friend. *nods solemnly*

It does make me wonder what the benefits of masturbating is for chicks, though. Wouldn't it funny if it were something cool, like getting super powers? That'd so rawk!

Guy: "I jacked off three times today, so I lowered my risk of prostate cancer!"
Girl: "Oh, yeah? Well, I jacked off ten times today, so now I can read minds, teleport, fly, jump buildings in a single bound, outrun trains, shoot lasers out of my eyes ..."

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[jrosestar.livejournal.com]

It's not a super power, but I read that having sex releases endomorphins (sp) into your blood supply. Endomorphins are known to reduce pain.

As someone who suffers from Rhuematoid Arthritis, this sounds like a good enough reason for me. :D