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[apocalypsos]

Today's breakfast of champions: chicken nuggets with BBQ sauce. Why didn't anybody tell me they made Lunchable-type thingies with chicken nuggets? (And the fact that I'm eating them wih BBQ sauce is just weird. Usually, when I eat chicken nuggets, I eat them plain. Or I dip them in mayo, which I hear is weird.)

Also, today on Don & Mike, they're going to interview Stan Lee. Bosslady cannot leave her office fast enough, I swear. (It's the only way I can bogart the radio, even though I bought the damn thing and it's all mine. Eh, whatever.) And I can pretty much assure you that no phone calls will be made by me for the duration of the interview. And it should be funny listening to Don, who explicitly told Mike yesterday that during the interview, he would not be able to get a word in edgewise because Don was going to be all Spider-Man fanboy on his ass. (Not in those words, of course, but still.)



Wackiness: 28/100
Rationality: 30/100
Constructiveness: 42/100
Leadership: 32/100

You are an SEDF--Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you an evil genius. You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting.

Your friends may find you remote and a hard nut to crack. Few of your peers know you very well--even those you have known a long time--because you have expert control of the face you put forth to the world. You prefer to observe, calculate, discern and decide. Your decisions are final, and your desire to be right is impenetrable.

You are not to be messed with. You may explode.


*dies laughing*

EDIT: Spotted on IMDb ... Pop princess Britney Spears is refusing to sign a pre-nuptial agreement before she weds fiance Kevin Federline, because she's "marrying him for love and not money". According to American website Pagesix.Com, the singer's parents are begging her to agree to a pre-nup ahead of her planned November wedding to dancer Federline - who, under California law, stands to win half her fortune if they divorce. The website claims Spears, who is worth a reported $100 million, had to buy her own $400,000 engagement ring and has put penniless Federline - who she has dated for just three months - on her payroll. Spears' mum Lynne is also reportedly upset with the singer, because she told her assistant about the engagement before her. According to PageSix, Spears yelled at her mother, "This is my life, let me live it."

Oh, Britney. One day you're going to look back at this and bang your head repeatedly against the nearest brick wall. SON OF EDIT: Also, Britney, you can feel free to buy me a $400,000 engagement ring. Or, you know, just give me $400,000. I'm just sayin'.

Comments

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

You know, my friendslist is about 45%/45% evil genius/hippie, and the remaining 10 percent is mob boss.

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

because she's "marrying him for love and not money"

Yes, Britney, but he's marrying YOU for YOUR MONEY.

Perhaps we should just consider this a stupidity tax & move on with it.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That was the first thing I thought, too.

[akacat]

I'm good with the stupidity tax theory (besides, 1/2 of $100m is still a hell of a lot.)

However, I'd like to see the tax spread around a bit. Yes, even if it only amounts to a shiny bag of M&Ms for everyone.

I wonder how I can get her to move to Mass and marry me?

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

Get Britney to marry you:

1. Dress like an extra from "Welcome Back Kotter"
2. Say "word" every five seconds
3. Send text messages along the lines of "grrl, I luv u 4 eva."
4. Challenge Timberlake to a dance-off
5. Breathe and maintain heartbeat.

That should cover it.

[akacat]

Do I have to win the dance off? Because otherwise this looks pretty do-able.

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

Just pretend jump up and down, slap your thighs a lot, and say "oooh." That should cover it.

weirdo head

[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

mayo+hotdogs alright I can see that
mayo+nuggets....crazy head.(and thats not my anti-chicken talking either)

Re: weirdo head

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It's a leftover habit from working at Burger King, because we could get away with sneaking the chicken nuggets but not the actual chicken sandwiches. So you dip 'em in mayo and wrap 'em in a lettuce leaf and you've practically got a tiny sandwich. (Yes, we were weird. But at least we knew we were weird.)

Re: weirdo head

[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

*shudder @ flash backs of drive thru*

Re: weirdo head

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*shudders along with you* Some people should have to take tests to be allowed to go through the drive-thru.

Re: weirdo head

[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

no shit!lol they should also come with warnings

This is a drive thru NOT a Teleportation device that allows you to bypass all other customers.

[mice.livejournal.com]

You know, I wasn't going to buy Ms. Spears anything, but I shall buy her a teflon coated brick wall for that day...someone needs to and when he cleans her out, she won't be able to afford one and everyone - including me - will be too busy saying, "I TOLD YOU SO!" and she'll have to bang her head on any surface. Doing more damage.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

This is really sad. I'm actually starting to feel pity for her for being this incredibly stupid. I want to go to her house and sit her down and say, "Look dumbass, if he's marrying you for love, he won't give a shit about signing a dozen pre-nups, and if he won't, then you probably shouldn't marry his ass.)

Of course, going to her house would require me to care at all. And, well, it's too much fun trying to picture how she's going to look back on this fiasco years down the road, when he's got millions of dollars of her money.

[purple-smurf.livejournal.com]

I think I gave her too much credit when I thought she had half a brain cell. If only I could find someone that rich and that stupid. Britney, I love you, let's move to Massachusetts.

[mommybabou.livejournal.com]

Hi!

On the advice of cleobourne I have added you to my friends list... I hope you won't mind!

Annie

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

You know - there is a woman who is pregnant with his child and due sometime this month.

What's that say about his track record?

Poor stupid megamillionaire - she's going to lose lots of money.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

Hmm, chicken nuggets... eh, I had pasta and sauce. My five year old cousin was all confused and thought I was a crazy person. If I spoke better Spanish, I could explain it to him.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

Actually, I remember the day I woke up, home alone, and decided to make french fries. You know, the ones that go in your freezer and then you dump them into a pan with oil? Yeah. That was a good day.

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

Britney does not seem to have a brain in her pretty little head, does she?

[mice.livejournal.com]

Just a layer of caramel with a fluffy nougat ceter. Mmm...nougat...

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

mmmm...... BRAAAAAAINS.

With nougat.

damn!

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

my boyfriend and I have a running bet on when she's going to pose for playboy. I said it would be after she got married, to prove what a "real" woman she is now.

But it looks like she may be doing it after her hubby cleans her out.

Man. And I'll be out ten bucks.

[fyrdrakken]

Hmm. I don't think I ever got around to taking that personality test meme thingy.

Britney seems to have the same firm grasp of the psychology of the opposite sex as my father, who seems to be gearing up to a fourth marriage...