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No! Chip and Reichen better not get eliminated! I <3 my yummy Shag Monkeys.

And Chuck is a jerk. It's Chip and Reichen's anniversary and he gets that nasty-ass puss on his face? Dick. (Although the sulky look on his face when he looked at Millie after Jon said he and Kelly had slept together the first week? Priceless.)

Hee. I love how they keep calling David and Jeff the Goats. How so much like goats that facial hair makes them look.

EDIT: "This is funny"? Oh, really mature reaction to serious cultural traditions, Millie. Wench.

EDIT AGAIN: Know why I love Chip and Reichen? Because they're the only team that had the appropriate grown-up reaction to the blessing. Aww. Sweeties.

BRIDE OF EDIT: Jon and Al are cool, too. You know, when they're not being overly clowny. Have I mentioned how much I hope the virgins or Kelly and Jon get eliminated? 'Cause please, GOD, do they both drive me nuts.

SON OF EDIT: I have a feeling Chip's going to end up doing this Roadblock. Aaaaaaand ... I'm right. How 'bout that?

GRANDSON OF EDIT: Hee. Millie hasn't been consulting the "Avoiding Euphemisms" list. She shouldn't be making comments about Chuck's inability to perform, you know that? Go Marrieds and Clowns! You've got the lead, boys!

SECOND COUSIN OF EDIT: YAY! My boys are all still in. Woohoo, Clowns and Marrieds! Now, as long as someone gets eliminated, I'm happy. Although I do wish my Marrieds would win a goddamn cruise. They could use one more than any of the other teams, the dolls.

PIZZA DELIVERY GUY OF EDIT: Consult the list, Millie! "It has to stick in!" makes me giggle stupidly, damn it.

NEXT-DOOR-NEIGHBOR OF EDIT: The greeter's very pretty this week. Me want costume. Me don't know what to do with costume, but costume neat. Fire burn, tree pretty. :)

I love how the Goats actually think Kelly is competition.

PSYCHO EX-FIANCEE OF EDIT: Jon is a moron. Kelly, I beg you to shoot him with that arrow. Or that blow dart. Or that spear. Or all three.

And ... damn. She actually was competition. Or, you know, would have been if they'd actually shown up early enough.

And FUCK. A non-elimination round? And there's two more coming? There are five teams. What's the point now? Damn.