This list might possibly set off the apocalypse. And you can quote me on it.

[apocalypsos]

Okay, here's what me and digitalodyssey decided last night, since picking out names turned out to be a four-hour long affair. (Seriously. That's four hours of my life I'm never getting back, along with some brain cells I killed and my inner child, who was scared off and emotionally scarred by at least seven or eight of the couples on the list. She's currently huddled in a corner in my brain, eating chocolate, rocking back and forth and muttering, "Can't sleep, slash will eat me ...")

We figured that everybody could just pick the couple from the list they'd most like to pair up in a story, since assigning these would just be cruel. (See, you think this sounds simple now. I got Lorne/Jubilee and I consider myself lucky.) Just call it when you pick them so that we don't have two of any of these pairings running around on the internet.

And grab alcohol. Trust me, you'll understand why when you see the list. *user shakes her head and wonders how to get a hyperactive Chinese-American mutant together with a karaoke demon from Pylea ... sheesh ...*



Obviously, we don't expect everyone on the list to get used, but damn it, it's funny and frightening all at once. I'll be keeping the eye-gouging barbecue forks off to the side if anyone needs them. :)

1. Rupert Giles/Joe Dawson
2. Mr. Fantastic/Drusilla (Buffy)
3. Duncan MacLeod/Marrow
4. Husk/Lindsey (Angel)
5. Iceman (Movieverse)/Trinity (Matrix)
6. Kull/Fleur Delacour
7. Kronos (HL)/Wolverine
8. Clark Kent (Smallville)/James Bond
9. Murtaugh/VampWillow
10. Toad (Movieverse)/Arwen
11. Cyclops/Oz (Buffy)
12. Tessa Noel/Dumbledore
13. Magneto (Movieverse)/Michael Knight
14. Methos/Nightcrawler (Movieverse)
15. Jenny Calendar/Captain Kirk
16. Krycek/Xander Harris
17. T-1000/Pyro (Movieverse)
18. Angel/Paul Atreides
19. Leo Wyatt/Buffy Summers
20. Amanda (HL)/Neo
21. Willow Rosenberg/Wolverine (Movieverse)
22. Samwise Gamgee/Storm (Movieverse)
23. Ash (Evil Dead)/Lilah Morgan
24. River (Firefly)/Saruman
25. Obi-Wan Kenobi/Gunn (Angel)
26. Martin Riggs/Fitzcairn (HL)
27. Iceman/Catwoman
28. Rogue (Movieverse)/Tara
29. Richie Ryan/John Bender (Yes, "Breakfast Club" John Bender. Deal.)
30. Gandalf/Charlie Weasley
31. Anakin Skywalker/Harley Quinn
32. Lex Luthor (Smallville)/Sarah Connor (Good luck!)
33. Indiana Jones/Nick Fury (Hee. Loved digitalodyssey's response to this one. "What? They have a lot in common. They're both old, one likes whips, the other likes handcuffs ...")
34. Cassandra (HL)/Inigo Montoya
35. Aragorn/Westley (Princess Bride)
36. Tom Sawyer (LXG)/Sirius Black
37. Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)/Jonathan (Buffy)
38. Jack Sparrow/Dana Scully
39. Will Turner (PotC)/Professor Xavier
40. Gimli/Dorian Grey
41. The Punisher/Eowyn
42. Kyle Reese/Skinner (X-Files)
43. Boromir/Jean Grey
44. Bill Weasley/Elizabeth (PotC)
45. Mystique/Pippin
46. Doggett/ALF (I would just like it stated for the record that DO tossed ALF into the hat. That is all.)
47. Lady Deathstryke (Movieverse)/The Violator
48. Elrond/Angelus
49. Jean Grey (Movieverse)/Wayne (Wayne's World) (Again, DO's fault. Because he is, at heart, an absolute tool.)
50. Martian Manhunter/Dr. Jekyll (LXG)
51. Harmony (Buffy)/Carnage
52. Mal (Firefly)/Nightcrawler
53. Cyclops (Movieverse)/Batman
54. Juggernaut/Buffybot
55. Riley Finn/Remus Lupin
56. John Connor/Professor McGonagell
57. Gilderoy Lockhart/Peter Venkman
58. Prince Humperdinck/Inara (sp?) (Firefly)
59. Blade/Doyle (Angel)
60. Captain America/Frodo Baggins
61. Green Goblin/Lara Croft
62. T-X/Victor Krum
63. Nightwing/Legolas
64. Piper Halliwell/Pete (Smallville)
65. Green Lantern/Rodney Skinner (LXG)
66. Phoebe Halliwell/Captain Barbossa
67. Morpheus (Matrix)/Tony Soprano
68. Lana Lang (Smallville)/Mary Jane Watson
69. Pyro/Glory (Buffy)
70. Cole Turner (Charmed)/Claire (Yes, "Breakfast Club" Claire. Again, deal.)
71. Severus Snape/Xena
72. Rogue/Faith (Buffy)
73. Paige Matthews (Charmed)/Mystique (Movieverse)
74. Magneto/Connor (Angel)
75. Spawn/Lucius Malfoy
76. Simon (Firefly)/Allen Quartermaine (LXG)
77. Sabertooth/Fox Mulder

See. At least I warned you.

Comments

[starfishchick]

You don't know me, but I arrived here via voleuse, and I think I love you that this list is the most horrifyingly brilliant thing. I may have to feed "35. Aragorn/Wesley (Princess Bride)" to the plot bunnies and see what comes out... s'ok?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, go for it. That's so one of the pairings I actually WANT to see. And thank you! :)