Sadly, these are the only jokes I can remember at the moment. They work best if you know that Surrey is rather infamous around these parts for, well, it's pretty obvious ;)
What's the first thing a Surrey girl does when she gets up in the morning? She goes home.
What's the most confusing day in Surrey? Father's Day.
What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a shopping cart? A shopping cart has a mind of its own.
What's the difference between a Surrey girl and The Titanic? Fewer people went down on the Titanic.
What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a German Shepherd? Lip gloss.
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Date: 2004-07-15 01:18 pm (UTC)What's the first thing a Surrey girl does when she gets up in the morning?
She goes home.
What's the most confusing day in Surrey?
Father's Day.
What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a shopping cart?
A shopping cart has a mind of its own.
What's the difference between a Surrey girl and The Titanic?
Fewer people went down on the Titanic.
What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a German Shepherd?
Lip gloss.
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Date: 2004-07-16 10:09 am (UTC)