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[apocalypsos]

Let me explain to you why you never prove to a workplace full of guys that you really can tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue.

No, on second thought, let me just leave it to your imaginations.

Also, today I bought A Knight's Tale. Yay! Took me long enough. I also picked up the original Night of the Living Dead for seven bucks. Some days, I seriously contemplate marrying the "DVDs under $10" rack at Suncoast. *swoon*

Comments

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

The thing about the cherry stem should be obvious... people presume that because you can do one thing with your tongue that requires a high degree of skill, that the same amount of skill can transfer over to other activities.

From what I hear, sometimes that's actually true.

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'd be terrified if someone could tie my penis in a knot while giving head.

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

I think I would too, since it's not supposed to bend that way.

But, at the same time, at least I'd be getting head for a change...

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

I love A Knight's Tale

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Of course, you could always kill two birds with one stone and tie the DVD rack in a knot with your tongue...

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

Have you done the Starburst trick?

[namey.livejournal.com]

With the origami?

[sabotabby]

You know how to do that? Is it a learnable skill? It's so very Twin Peaks.

[azurelunatic]

It's learnable.

It does require some very undignified mouth-motions in the learning process.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Also? Never attempt to prove lack of gag reflex with a plastic spoon.

For some reason, he seemed more disturbed by the fact that I'd named the spoon than that I nearly killed myself with it. *g*

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Anyone else wonder how this came up in conversation?

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

you can do that? ::whistles impressed::

[acetal.livejournal.com]

That icon is hypnotic.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

octopedingenue made it. Unfortunately, I just took it down, but if you would like it, she would happily point you to it I'm sure. I get a kick out of her icons.

[acetal.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Unfortunately I have more icons than I know what to do with at the moment. Besides, it probably wouldn't project the right image. Unlike, say, um, my PoTC slash and sheep icons. *sweatdrop*

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

Icon. Just. Wow.

*stares*

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

octopedingenue made it. Unfortunately, I just took it down, but if you would like it, she would happily point you to it I'm sure. I get a kick out of her icons.

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[william-mize.livejournal.com]

I'm going to turn you on to something much better than the above mentioned rack:

http://www.dvdmegapacks.com

Of special note are the Horror and Science Fiction Mega Packs. Delish.

Enjoy!

[faith21.livejournal.com]

I hate to be the one to inform you that due to the influence of the great & powerful shrub, being wed to a DVD rack is believed to weaken the institution of marriage. Or videostores, I can't remember which.

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

*looks sad* I can't tie anything with my tongue. I am tongue impaired. On the upside, I can't smell anything that doesn't involve a chemical reaction.