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[apocalypsos]

You guys would tell me if my life were being secretly videotaped by hidden cameras for your perverse amusement, right?

Right?

Uh, guys?

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[nute.livejournal.com]

Just the shower.

[nycdeb.livejournal.com]

*and action!*

Sure we would. Why do you ask?

*pointedly ignores man behind curtain*

[cyprinella]

I"m sorry, that didn't come through the hidden microphone clearly. Could you repeat that? And show more skin?

[digitalmeowmix2.livejournal.com]

of course we would honey...

*runs off to tell the producers*


shhh..... shes catching on!

[illian.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't call it perverse amusement exactly.

Well, except for those people in the third row. A body can hardly hear you over the constant fap fap fap! OY!

[cyprinella]

Sorry. *takes hand out of pants*

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

what do you mean 'if'? :)

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

You mean the Trollprincess err, the Truman show? Naah- s'just a movie.

[ladysorka]

Nah, we'd never do tht.

(Quick everyone! Hide your DVDs!)

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

Of course we would. Thirty years after the fact.

[dargie.livejournal.com]

Could you just move back into the light please?

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

But then you would demand a cut in the profits!

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

Honey, I hate to tell you this, but you're not testing well among incontinent 59-75 year olds. I'm gonna need you to plug Geritol a little, maybe develop a kidney stones arc, or I'm gonna have Network on my ass faster than you can say "Mid-Season Replacement."

Oh, and Coke hasn't paid for product placement, so can you keep the logo facing toward you when you drink? Thanks ever so.

Well, no.

[thebitterguy]

Then it wouldn't be a SECRET anymore.

[oloriel.livejournal.com]

Of course we would. Then, you'd think we'd be kidding and never find out that we're actually doing it.

Well, no. But that's what we thought about after watching The Truman Show in English class...

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Of course we would tell you. ::Twitches eye at the feedback::

After you get cancelled.

[gwen-louise.livejournal.com]

**tears eyes away from latest episode** Umm, sure...

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't call it perverse, as such. I mean, 'perverse' is such an unpleasant label. A lot of people describe perfectly natural activities as perverse. No, I don't think you could accurately call it perverse.

Kinky, maybe, but not perverse.