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[apocalypsos]

You know, I spent six hours of my shift slacking off because I didn't have any work to do and the last two hours trying frantically to finish four hours worth of work handed to me at the last minute as fast as humanly possible. Die, drivers, die.

And you know, I say that like it was totally the fault of the drivers who bring us their data entry. But it's not. Some dumbass company decided to send over a hundred letters out tonight, which wouldn't have been so bad if they hadn't all been going to one of two different companies in Toronto. So basically, rather than spending almost twenty-five bucks an envelope to ship 'em and wasting our time and their money, they could have gotten two boxes, put all of their documents in 'em, and shipped them out that way. But alas, no.

And then I came home and this review of a possible Jurassic Park 4 script broke my brain. Someone out there being paid by a studio to write scripts is on fucking crack, people. The really, really good crack. And they're not sharing with you. Just keep that in mind the next time you go to the theater.

EDIT: That Russian gymnast? Needs a sandwich. Or two sandwiches. Or a Subway franchise.

Comments

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

That Russian gymnast? Is a zombie. Her lips are sewn together. No sandwich can combat the evil.

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

That Russian gymnast? Needs a sandwich. Or two sandwiches. Or a Subway franchise.

I know! It looks like she's been Too Intense (TM) to eat since the Syndey Olympics in 2000.

[limegreen-sloth.livejournal.com]

Everytime I watch her land I'm just waiting for her to snap. Like that weightlifter's wrist a few days back. Sound effects ew.

[arks.livejournal.com]

That review makes me want to see this movie so bad. I have no idea why, too, because it really is on several different kinds of happy 'shrooms. But still! Ninja commando dinosaurs!

[morriscat69.livejournal.com]

i've got a sandwich for her right here...

[torificus.livejournal.com]

That is some *damn* good crack. Perhaps, if this crack was widely available to scriptwriters, there'd be less, "Wow, that movie sucked," and more, "...that reminds me of the seventies..."

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

Definitely the good crack. I say let Soderbergh direct and turn it into Ocean's Eleven...with dinosaurs.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I think they give her a carrot if she wins gold. That's why she looks so pissed off all the time. I keep thinking she's going to go after Carly Patterson or whatever her name is with a knife. I think I would as well.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

She may double her weight with their "6 grams of fat".

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

btw, i am sure you know it without having to go look it up: what is the exact phrase that denis quaid uses in the middle of "the day after tomorrow" when he is explaining that the ice age is coming because the greenhouse effect is melting the polar caps? i translated it roughly as "we have reached a critical degree of out-sweetening"

[ngaio]

I know! (the sandwich thing) The weird thing is I remember watching her at the last Olympics and liking her because she had a real figure and was over 4 foot tall, but now she's just scarily skinny.

[ktmobile.livejournal.com]

Wow, usually I don't read pre-movie reviews/hype, but I've been seeing this around.

Yeah, pass me that crack pipe!

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

I like her despite the skininess because she looks way too tall to be a gymnast. Like Mohini, who's too old to be a gymnast, and that Australian who's too red-headed to be a gymnast. I like all of them better than the Perky!clones.

-blue