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[apocalypsos]

If I had had a baby the first year I entered fandom, it'd be in second grade right now. Although, if I could have waited a little longer until the semester after Syndicon '97, I'd be much happier, since if I would gotten knocked up around then, it would have been by the hottie British exchange student even if I had to tie him down and do naughty things to him to get it to happen, and that might even just be for fun anyway ... rowr.

Anyway, dyed my hair last night. It turned out darker than I thought it would, but still looks decent.

Also, if I hear the word "Vietnam" anymore from any political faction, I'm going to turn projectile vomiting into an art form and hire myself to art galleries. It's like I said on cherrysher's LJ (I think, i just woke up) ... I'm not voting for Kerry because he went to Vietnam, and I'm not not voting for Bush because he didn't. I'm not voting for Bush because he's done a reprehensible job as president and I think a ketchup packet could do a better job, and dude, Kerry's got a great big pile of ketchup packets. They can be his advisers.

Note: I am not being literal. Bush could probably do a better job then a ketchup packet in his sleep, but that's mostly because when he's sleeping, he can't bomb anything. Besides, ketchup packets have a hard time giving press conferences. Reporters tend to squish them. That doesn't really bode well for the future of Kerry's cabinet, you know.

*sigh* I really want to write fic. Like, all the time. Somebody win the lottery and sponsor me so I can trash my day job and do that, 'kay?

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[thedivinegoat.livejournal.com]

You may alread have seen this, but just in case - Blogshares.

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

Besides, ketchup packets have a hard time giving press conferences. Reporters tend to squish them.

But...you say that like it's worse than listening to one of Bush's actual speeches.

[anniesj.livejournal.com]

I'm not voting for Kerry because he went to Vietnam, and I'm not not voting for Bush because he didn't. I'm not voting for Bush because he's done a reprehensible job as president and I think a ketchup packet could do a better job, and dude, Kerry's got a great big pile of ketchup packets. They can be his advisers.

Note: I am not being literal. Bush could probably do a better job then a ketchup packet in his sleep, but that's mostly because when he's sleeping, he can't bomb anything. Besides, ketchup packets have a hard time giving press conferences. Reporters tend to squish them. That doesn't really bode well for the future of Kerry's cabinet, you know.

Oh, that's so going on metaquotes. :)

[spiritof1976.livejournal.com]

Damn! Somebody beat me to it!

[altamira16.livejournal.com]

http://www.wketchup.com

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

Bush could probably do a better job then a ketchup packet in his sleep, but that's mostly because when he's sleeping, he can't bomb anything. Besides, ketchup packets have a hard time giving press conferences.

SNERK!

Last night we were trying to think of good things that could be said about Bush. We came up with two:

1. He was probably not actually abusing cocaine at that particular moment; and
2. His wife seems to be a lovely person, if a political idiot.

The only amusing thing about the Vietnam discussion is that a guy who basically spent the first 40 years of his life either drinking or running businesses into the ground is, apparently successfully, challenging the service record of a guy who volunteered to go into combat areas twice. If it was somebody else's country I might be able to laugh about it.