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[apocalypsos]

How the hell can I have 167 DVDs and not know what to watch? Either I'm horribly indecisive or this is the DVD collector's version of having fifty-seven channels and nothing to watch. *grumbles*

EDIT: Today's reason for me to hate Bush is that fucking Olympics commercial. Dude, nobody wants you to use it -- give it a rest. Sheesh.

CREEPY WHISTLING NEIGHBOR OF EDIT: I dare you to write a fanfic of less than 25 words in a fandom you've never written in and post it in the comments, just 'cause.

SQUEALING FANGIRL STALKER OF EDIT: You know what I thought would be fun? If the people going to Dragon*Con next week could see who was the most famous person they could get to leave a voicemail on my cell phone. But then I realized that was dorky. Like, really dorky.

LAZY WRITER ROOMMATE OF EDIT: Am working on characters for that story I said I'd finish by my birthday. Urgh. My brain hurts.

Comments

[fernwithy.livejournal.com]

A fanfic of less than 25 words? I don't know if I can write a sentence of less than 25 words.

Okay, I've never offically written Buffy-fic (not counting the Merry/Buffybot, which I'd put in LotR, since it's in Merry's POV).

Reunion
She didn't belong in London, but Oz smelled what he smelled, and smiled when Willow came around the corner. "Well," he said, "It's not Istanbul."

Twenty-five on the dot.

Okay. Fic. Right. Fandom? Right. 25 words. I just woke up.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Just 25 words?

Oookay.
25 words, Horatio Hornblower, Horatio/Archie

He really wished Archie were here. Horatio stared at Simpson's corpse, his shoulder hurt like the devil, and he wished Archie were there with him.

Drabble

[illian.livejournal.com]

"Don't get me wrong," said Elastigirl. "I admire Mr. Incredible. But at night? With Frozone? Its just . . ."

"Cool man," she sighed, "Way cool."

[kearie.livejournal.com]

Prepare for a piece of crap... 25 words on the dot!

X-Files
"The truth is out there Scully."
"No," she said while removing her underwear. "The truth is in here."

She made Mulder a believer that night.

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

You have just summed up just about half of the bad XF fanfic I read back in the day. *applauds*

[kearie.livejournal.com]

*bows* I'd just like to say that I've never read any XF fic, but the fact that I can spit out badfic like that just makes me proud. XD

What haven't I ever written? Oh yeah...

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Their powers equal, the matched wands shattered, leaving both wizards unarmed.

Voldemort snatched a spare from Fred's corpse.

"Avada Kedavra!"

The wand became a banana.


25 words exactly.

Re: What haven't I ever written? Oh yeah...

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

That's just FABULOUS

[lawofsyllogism.livejournal.com]

[kassandra05.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

...

Thank you.

[lawofsyllogism.livejournal.com]

::salutes::

Re: What haven't I ever written? Oh yeah...

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's brilliant.

Re: What haven't I ever written? Oh yeah...

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

You rule.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

25 words on the dot in a fandom I've never written in. Prepare for crap.

Stargate Sg-1 Jack, Daniel.

Famous Last Words

"'What's the worst that could happen?' he says. 'deserted planet' he says."

"There's no way I could have known the sheep were Goa'uld!"

"Baah. Baaaaah!"

Or...

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"

Re: Or...

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

::Snorts::

x-men

[randomblade.livejournal.com]

x-men

"why?

don't!

you...

listen?"

"Dunno, bub." Logan thrust contempletatively, dropped a sigh into scott's open mouth. "like hearing you talk"

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

Looney Toons fic, character study:

Shocker!
Bugs couldn't stand it anymore.

Everyone thought he was so carefree and gay, but they didn't realize his terrible secret:

Carrots gave him hives.

25 on the dot, including the title!

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

Reference to Mel Blanc's allergy?

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

Yup! I would've put in something about radishes, but there wasn't room.

25 words + 5 minutes = Crap-a-ri-Fic!

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

Bathed in the eerie green glow from the cornfield, Mulder looked at Scully. "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

"Actually," Clark said. "You are."

Re: 25 words + 5 minutes = Crap-a-ri-Fic!

[mary-re.livejournal.com]

Such a wrong subject line for this fic. That was so great! <3
*snickers uncontrollably*

Re: 25 words + 5 minutes = Crap-a-ri-Fic!

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks! ;-)

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

Ooh, so many possibilites - I've only ever written fanfic a few times before. Once was an actual story - or, rather, the start of one - years ago, set in the He-Man universe; one combined a variety of video games. Both were Gary Stuish, but I was young and stupid. More recently, I wrote a joke paragraph of Sweet Smell of Success slash.

But right now I'm going to eat dinner, so I'll be back with an idea.

PotC checking in.

[kinetikatrue]

There had been rum. And then whiskey. And rum. And more whiskey.

And then, it seemed, there had been bed. With . . .

Sensibly, Sparrow kissed him then.

Re: PotC checking in.

[kearie.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! <3

Re: PotC checking in.

[kinetikatrue]

thankee. now if i were just allowed a few more words . . .

Highlander

[wonderlander.livejournal.com]

Methos made a tragically wrong move and Macleod came out the victor. The quickening overtook him. Methos now looks at the world through Scottish eyes.

Firefly

[thespatz.livejournal.com]

A combination of the above challenge and the bunny that I had from your icon challenge awhile ago.

"Kaylee's an evil genius! Want to know how?" Wash said brightly as Mal stumbled, hungover, into the mess.

Mal groaned and reached for the coffee.

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

"And the Mole Is..."

Jack woke up. He hadn't been awake for 24 hours. He rolled over, smiled at Teri, then went back to sleep. Just another ordinary day.

Seinfeld

[azurelunatic]

"This sucks," Elaine said.
"It really sucks," said Jerry.
They pouted.
Kramer came in. "What are you guys up to?" he asked.
"We're talking about how much this sucks," Jerry told him.
"What sucks?" Kramer asked.
"This," said Elaine.
"Oh, yeah, that sucks, all right," Kramer said.

Re: Seinfeld

[azurelunatic]

Eeep. Over 25. Oops. Oh well.

25 exactly.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

"You know," the Invisible Voice said "it's terribly lonely being me. Think of it as masturbation!"

"Oh shut up." Trollprincess groaned. God she hated Mondays.

XD

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

It's entirely possible you now own me.

Re: XD

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

I likes this idea. I now have a personal slave!

Do you know how to iron stuff?

Re: XD

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

Hypothetically....

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

You are evil and wrong and terrible, and canthlian is thrilled because he's been trying to get me to write this idea for a week. Though I imagine he'd have liked more length, if you know what I mean.

Stargate: Atlantis

"...we concluded that the Ancients powered their devices with sex. Sexual energy, anyway. Which means-"

Sheppard took off his shirt, and McKay never did finish.

[isabeau.livejournal.com]

I dare you to write a fanfic of less than 25 words in a fandom you've never written in and post it in the comments, just 'cause.

24 words, and /two/ fandoms I've never written in. Hah. *grin*

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"I am Dominar Rygel the Sixteenth," he said; and instead of blank stares, or getting shot at, he got a hungry, predatory look.

"Coooooookie."