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I woke up at 6:50 this morning. Again. Dear brain, like it or not, we are not going to work today. Deal. *groans*

So, since I'm up, I'll mention the Dukes of Hazzard movie. I have no idea why the hell it's on my brain first thing in the morning, and I'd watch Ocean's Eleven to get it out of my head, but if I do, I'm going to want to write a Q&A review or slashy fanfic instead of working on the TroNoWriMo, and NO.

But is it sad that when I heard Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville were playing the Dukes, and that Burt Reynolds might play Boss Hogg, I got all excited? And that the only thing so far that's turning me off is Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke? Because I sincerely like Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville because they seem like guys I'd have fun hanging out with, but I hate Jessica Simpson because she seems like a girl I'd have fun backing over with the General Lee.

EDIT: Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses ... I've got a list of punchlines for a headline like that, but considering the content of the article, I'm not all that keen on posting any of them. Ewwwww.

EDIT DANGLING FROM STRINGS: New Team America Trailer! One of the terrorists does the Flying Crane. OMG, this is so very cheesy, and I want to see it yesterday.

Date: 2004-09-11 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avariel-wings.livejournal.com
I'm not sure whether to be more worried/amused by the fact that they feel they need a law like that in California, or that it wasn't expressly outlawed already...

Date: 2004-09-11 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinylegacies.livejournal.com
That is just... um... wow...

*shudder*

I can't even formulate coherent thoughts on the subject.

Date: 2004-09-11 08:10 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cyprinella
Can you imagine having to tell your beefy cellmate that you've gotten 4-8 for boinking dead grandma? I can't see that going well...

Date: 2004-09-11 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmstephens.livejournal.com
Whoa, wait. Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg?!? I could picture him as Roscoe, maybe, but he'd have to put on about 200 pounds to be Boss Hogg...

Date: 2004-09-12 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hereticorp.livejournal.com
Bestiality is legal in Texas...

Date: 2004-09-12 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muffytaj.livejournal.com
Lawmakers revived the bill this year

I am easily amused.

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