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[apocalypsos]

Yesterday I thought of a way to put MPREG in the TroNoWriMo. Okay, it's not like it's real MPREG, but it's fuckin' close enough. I've already done my MPREG time with "Feed Me to the Tabloid Monster", damn it. I've been paroled. They let me out of MPREG jail and gave me back my watch and some free underwear and said, "No more knocking up boys, you sick bastard!" So what do I do? Do I behave like a proper fic writer and go back to happy, normal female pregnancy? No, I pull a figurative Danny Ocean and say, "All right, you guy characters, we're going to knock over three casinos and every single one of you bastards is getting knocked up in the process!" Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand somewhere, a plotbunny delivers the world's largest litter.

And I can't even bring myself to get rid of the quasi-MPREG because a.) it makes sense and b.) I like it. Also, it means I can make someone bleed maple syrup. Don't ask me how. This story's fucked up like that.

Also, I've spent the last half hour looking through my memories, just because I got up and a few people said, "OMG, where the hell did my memories go?!" So I checked mine, and they're there, and I've been reading my Day After Tomorrow challenges. Dude, those were so fun. Somebody stop me before I decide to write more apoca-fic and nuke all of fanon, just because. (I think I like writing apoca-fic just for the opportunity to smite. I never get to smite in everyday life, damn it. I'm deprived like that.)

Comments

[smallcaps.livejournal.com]

Bleeding maple syrup?

"I like it when the red water comes out..." (At least I think it's episode 2; I could be misremembering the source of the quote.)

The last m-preg I wrote was alone the lines of "I Had My Homicidal Ex-Girlfriend's Lovechild". Heh. I should write more stuff like that.

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

just read the fic. died laughing. too cute.

[vito-excalibur.livejournal.com]

Yesterday I thought of a way to put MPREG in the TroNoWriMo.

Oh no. Oh no no no no. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Don't do it! Assuming of course that you are interested in the opinion of random Internet strangers.

[caprine.livejournal.com]

"All right, you guy characters, we're going to knock over three casinos and every single one of you bastards is getting knocked up in the process!" Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand somewhere, a plotbunny delivers the world's largest litter.

I love your brain. I want to have its little squishy gray babies.