I also figured out that the best place to dump a body would probably be the Salvation Army at about three in the morning. They don't have security cameras (well, ours doesn't), no one could really be sure it was you dumping that black garbage bag, and hey, it's a battle to the death to see which smell gets picked up first, rotting flesh in the summer heat or those rancid shorts some skanky moron tossed into the bin without washing first.
Yes, the Salvation Army -- Step fourteen in committing the perfect murder!
Actually Dell Shannon did that in one of her mysteries. But don't worry TP, there's plenty of places to dump the bodies here in NOVA. Just ask SJ . . .
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Date: 2003-07-24 05:25 am (UTC)Yes, the Salvation Army -- Step fourteen in committing the perfect murder!
Actually Dell Shannon did that in one of her mysteries. But don't worry TP, there's plenty of places to dump the bodies here in NOVA. Just ask SJ . . .