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[apocalypsos]

Last night, I sat down on the edge of the bed to do something, keeled over, and went right to sleep. I seriously don't think normal people have this sort of narcoleptic reaction to bedding, even if it is bedding. And I've done this before, too ... just sat right down on a bed and fallen asleep as soon as I've put butt to bedspread.

I suppose there are worse bedtime habits I could have, though, like sleepwalking through small villages and sacrificing their goats to Cthulhu or voting conservative or something. My first college roommate once told me that one night I sat bolt upright in bed in my sleep and screamed at the top of my lungs. I don't even want to know what that dream entailed, but I imagine it had something to do with a garden hose shoved up my nose with the other end attached to a cement mixer full of prune juice.

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best book on sleep

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

The Promise of Sleep by Dr. William Dement, co-founder of the Stanford Sleep lab and founder of the National Sleep Foundation. available on alibris, used, from small booksellers. worth every frickin' penny, says the woman who worked 21 years of night shift.