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Today, I got an email. It said,
Dear
trollprincess,
Congratulations! You're now officially the only person on the planet who doesn't have a Gmail account! Please have this Oreo we found under our desks, our deepest condolences, and 6 Gmail invites.
Sincerely,
Gmail Support Staff
So, now I have no Gmail account, but I do have a cookie. And some lint I scraped off the cookie.
Life is good. :)
Dear
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Congratulations! You're now officially the only person on the planet who doesn't have a Gmail account! Please have this Oreo we found under our desks, our deepest condolences, and 6 Gmail invites.
Sincerely,
Gmail Support Staff
So, now I have no Gmail account, but I do have a cookie. And some lint I scraped off the cookie.
Life is good. :)
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Date: 2004-09-19 08:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-19 08:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-19 09:12 am (UTC)No HUMAN ever reads your GMail. A machine scans it for key words and delivers ads SOMETIMES based on the words in the email.
So GMail isn't any different. All programs 'read' your mail. GMail just takes that info and delivers unobtrusive ads 50% of the time.
/commercial
Really though, it's a naive and unfounded claim.
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Date: 2004-09-19 09:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-19 10:03 am (UTC)