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I hadn't been on Bash.org in a while, and [livejournal.com profile] dawning_star was looking at stuff there, and, well ... *dies giggling*

OriginalEmoo: haha someone lost her bronze medal for cyling cuz she failed doping test
OriginalEmoo: god damn if i end up taking drugs to perform better i am not getting my ass kicked by 2 people who didnt

arkaneknight: I think my sister went to bed
arkaneknight: brb
Sio: Ew.

Eric: make me
Jon: your parents already made that mistake ;

JBroder873: here's a mindjob
JBroder873: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Key of Love II: it creates a rip in the very fabric of time
Key of Love II: which thus spawns a black hole.
JBroder873: ...damn.
Key of Love II: and kills a puppy.
JBroder873: ...awww.

lemonlimeskull: I want a tattoo.
lemonlimeskull: Right on my back
lemonlimeskull: of Eyespots like butterflies have
lemonlimeskull: To throw off predators.

avalon: can I touch you now?
Nala: I still don't know you
-!- avalon is now known as dad
dad: how about now?

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

i8b4uUnderground: d-_-b
BonyNoMore: how u make that inverted b?
BonyNoMore: wait
BonyNoMore: never mind

BombScare: i beat the internet
BombScare: the end guy is hard

Date: 2004-09-19 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elecktrik.livejournal.com
nsdfhsdfajkl i love bash.org so much.

u

Date: 2004-09-19 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/
between trying to avoid red squares while catching black balls, rating schlongs, and now chuckling over msg-quotes you don't leave me much time to think. good.

One of my favourites...

Date: 2004-09-19 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ingole.livejournal.com
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<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

HA!

Date: 2004-09-19 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloved.livejournal.com


Heeey, Lyrai
Hypotheeetical queestion for you
If you geeeet seemen on thee keeyboard, wwould it breeak it?
(Sorry, my "E" keey is sticky)

Date: 2004-09-19 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyortyger.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] bash_org_rss

rss feed of Latest 50 page

Date: 2004-09-19 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erinlin.livejournal.com
What the heck is that icon about?

Date: 2004-09-19 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com
*stares at your icon*

I want it.

I want to pet it and love it and feed it and and and...

KERMIT! ANIMATED KERMIT!

*dies of not breathing*

*or hyperventilating*

(You'd think I'd be able to tell, but hey, I'm dead.)

Date: 2004-09-19 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neonhummingbird.livejournal.com
a) Where did you get that extraordinary icon?

b) Where can I get it!

omg

Date: 2004-09-19 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slashfairy.livejournal.com
I really needed a good laugh. lord, I hope my stuff never gets up there. Thanks, Trollie*hands chocolates and pictures of hobbitpile* that was priceless.
hey-Is there a site with all the fake Mastercard ads on it?
*hold belly and laughs some more*

Date: 2004-09-19 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanarie.livejournal.com
OhmygodinvertedB! That was one of the best things I've ever read.

Date: 2004-09-19 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adjectivegirl.livejournal.com
Quick! Thorazine Kermie!

Date: 2004-09-19 04:57 pm (UTC)
musyc: Silver flute resting diagonally across sheet music (thorpe khaki shorts)
From: [personal profile] musyc
Ooooooooooooh. Wish I'd known about this earlier!

Date: 2004-09-19 04:57 pm (UTC)
musyc: Silver flute resting diagonally across sheet music (daft like jack)
From: [personal profile] musyc
I just scared my roommate with hysterical laughter. Oh, that was good.

Date: 2004-09-20 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crantz.livejournal.com
it's kermit flailing.

Date: 2004-09-20 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_audrey/
I happened to make that little bit of flaily fun, and thus decree that you can use it.

I'm waiting to see how long it is before it takes over the internet. ;p

Date: 2004-09-20 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neonhummingbird.livejournal.com
< pounce hug > You rock!!!!

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