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I hadn't been on Bash.org in a while, and

dawning_star was looking at stuff there, and, well ... *dies giggling*

OriginalEmoo: haha someone lost her bronze medal for cyling cuz she failed doping test
OriginalEmoo: god damn if i end up taking drugs to perform better i am not getting my ass kicked by 2 people who didnt

arkaneknight: I think my sister went to bed
arkaneknight: brb
Sio: Ew.

Eric: make me
Jon: your parents already made that mistake ;

JBroder873: here's a mindjob
JBroder873: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Key of Love II: it creates a rip in the very fabric of time
Key of Love II: which thus spawns a black hole.
JBroder873: ...damn.
Key of Love II: and kills a puppy.
JBroder873: ...awww.

lemonlimeskull: I want a tattoo.
lemonlimeskull: Right on my back
lemonlimeskull: of Eyespots like butterflies have
lemonlimeskull: To throw off predators.

avalon: can I touch you now?
Nala: I still don't know you
-!- avalon is now known as dad
dad: how about now?

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

i8b4uUnderground: d-_-b
BonyNoMore: how u make that inverted b?
BonyNoMore: wait
BonyNoMore: never mind

BombScare: i beat the internet
BombScare: the end guy is hard