Random morning thought ...
Sep. 20th, 2004 08:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosWhy didn't anybody on Gilligan's Island ever snap and have a killing spree? I wouldn't have been the least bit surprised if Gilligan had woken up one morning to find the Professor standing over him with a very heavy coconut and a crazed smile. Or one day, the Skipper realizes he's all alone and goes looking for the rest only to find everybody but the Professor buried under the Professor's hut.
Because you just know it'd be the Professor who'd snap. Seven people on the island, two are married, two are guys, and the two available women won't give him the time of day. If he'd cracked and bludgeoned everyone to death with a coconut, who would have blamed him?
Because you just know it'd be the Professor who'd snap. Seven people on the island, two are married, two are guys, and the two available women won't give him the time of day. If he'd cracked and bludgeoned everyone to death with a coconut, who would have blamed him?
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Date: 2004-09-20 06:09 am (UTC)::laughing:: I wasn't even finished reading this sentence, and thought, "Well, obviously it'd be the professor..."
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Date: 2004-09-20 06:19 am (UTC)I immediately thought of non-con Gilligan's Island slash and had to threaten myself with the letter opener to make it stop.
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Date: 2004-09-20 09:26 am (UTC)Besides, all the Prof. has to do is kill off one of the free guys. And since Ginger loves Gilligan, the Skipper is the best bet.
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Date: 2004-09-20 09:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-20 11:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-20 02:16 pm (UTC)as opposed to your real-life depradations.