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[apocalypsos]

The O'Reilly Factor For Kids -- The perfect book for anyone who wants their beloved child to grow up to be a belligerent, egotistical, conservative blowhard.

Also, the Ice Capades is performing "Finding Nemo." I'll bet teaching fish to ice skate is a real bitch.

Oh, and not eating almost anything all day has apparently made me giggly and hyperactive. Good to know ... I think.

EDIT: Now, that is beautiful.

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[rosaleendhu.livejournal.com]

I saw the book at work today... Apparently the first chapter is something like "On TV, friends are always messing around, but in real life it doesn't work that way. In real life, friends are serious."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snort* O'Reilly's got some seriously boring friends, then.