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You know TweedleBrainDead? The one here at my workplace who's a complete idiot and notoriously lazy to boot?

I just found out he makes three times more a week than I do.

*growls*

I want to hit something. Preferably with a shovel or a two-by-four or something.

Date: 2004-10-07 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleobourne.livejournal.com
would you preferr an oval shovel or square?

Date: 2004-10-07 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurelin-kit.livejournal.com
Kill him. No one could convict you once you explained the circumstances.

Date: 2004-10-07 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/
ICON. OH MAN.

Wasn't that in metaquotes a while back?

Date: 2004-10-07 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malhablada.livejournal.com
ICON!

*licks* Where on earth did you GET that?

Date: 2004-10-07 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/
[livejournal.com profile] cleolinda does these amazing summaries of Lost, and [livejournal.com profile] beizy made icons. Check my memories under "Lost summaries."

Date: 2004-10-07 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurelin-kit.livejournal.com
Yep, and Snarkel made the icon. :)

Date: 2004-10-07 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/
Dude, I may have to swipe it. I loved that one.

Date: 2004-10-07 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malhablada.livejournal.com
*starts carving club for you*

I'm going to leave this a little knotty at the business end, k? The heft alone should be enough to destroy his skull, but these things should have an element of style to them. Artful murder is really all that sets us apart from the animals.

Gotta love that glass ceiling. The only thing you can do when you hit it is whip your shirt off and put 'em on the glass. It won't help your financial situation, but it'll make the boys looking back down at you go crazy...

Date: 2004-10-07 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotegoth.livejournal.com
Now, now, now- just roll him in an alley like a normal person think comforting thoughts about those even less fortunate than yourself. Dick Cheney's charm school teacher, for instance.

Date: 2004-10-07 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ficangel.livejournal.com
Dude, that sucks like a Docktown whore. Is there anyway you could petition for a raise, point out how much you do in comparison to all those surrounding you?

Date: 2004-10-07 08:32 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] vito-excalibur.livejournal.com
I'm with this guy. Fantasizing about killing people is fun & all, but what's really satisfying is figuring out a way to get what's owed you.

Start by documenting everything. As I'm sure you know.

Date: 2004-10-07 09:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com
So, um, should I start sending you the openings at my big sweet trade association? Because life here is good, and they have a "no assholes" hiring policy.

Date: 2004-10-09 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muffytaj.livejournal.com
Oh Dear God.

Life sucks.

Kill.

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