What?! *squees*

[apocalypsos]

Johnny Depp is the forerunner to play Willy Wonka in the Tim Burton remake? Excuse me?! But ... but ... it's not my birthday for two months! What does this mean I'm getting for my birthday? The Hot N' Nekkid Johnny Six-Pack? *user thunks to the floor at the mental image*

A man who looks like that AND owns a chocolate factory AND has experience with short people? If anybody's looking for me, I'll be moving into Johnny's pants for the duration of the filming. (Hee. Johnny playing a man named Willy who asks you to lick the snozzberries suddenly has a much dirtier connotation, don't it? *sigh*)

Comments

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Okay, you've just tainted one of my favorite childhood movie-memories. You've also planted the image of Johnny Depp, in the hat, dragging off oompaloompas to the wonka-vator for a little mile-high club fun.

Evil troll...

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

The question I have is, what can he possibly do to make Wonka _more_ over the top then Pirates? What?

[1st-folio.livejournal.com]

I hope we get to find out!

This is COOL!

C, who still loves the first version...