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[apocalypsos]

Ain't It Cool News interviewed one of the creators of Lost, and when asked to name the greatest TV shows of all time, among a list of about twenty, he named Misfits of Science. Damn it all to hell, I love this man for that, and I haven't even seen his show. (And he talks about The Stand like someone who's got a dog-eared copy on his nightstand. *whimper* Marry me?) (EDIT: "Does anyone ever start websites to KILL shows? Shouldn't there be a "Cancel Seventh Heaven" website or something? Now THAT I would be into." HA! No, seriously, marry me?)

I called home before to ask my mother something about Christmas this year and discovered Bryan was the only one home. He told me he was going out drinking with his friends. I jokingly told him not to binge drink, and he laughed and answered in all seriousness, "Not after the last time." *growls, spontaneously generates the superhuman ability to throttle someone while several hundred miles away*

EDIT: I forgot to mention having this conversation with three different guys at workyesterday, when my stomach was seriously killing me, but I'd love to know why some guys just don't know when to stop.

(Guy notices me wincing.)
Guy: "You okay?"
Me: "No. My tummy's just bugging me."
Guy: "Really? Did you eat something bad?"
Me: "No."
Guy: "Stomach flu?"
Me: "No."
Guy: So, what's the matter?"
Me: *stares, in that put-two-and-two-together-dumbass way*
Guy: "What?"
Me: *contemplates lying about an alien infestation in my midsection*
Guy: "What's wrong?"
Me: "Well, let's see. My tummy hurts, and I'm a woman."
Guy *after far too long a pause* "Ohhhhhh ..."

Yeah, oh.

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[james-translate.livejournal.com]

Hm, well as considerate it would be to not mention PMS (and the gods know that I hate when a man considers himself proud of talking about it to me. Yes, fine, you're a grown married man and you know of the Monthly Curse. That doesn't entitle you to unrequested comments on MY vaginal bleeding, thank you, we're not that intimate...), if they'd actually know that it is PMS, then why keep bugging the lady with more dumb questions like "Stomach flu? Appendicitis?" etc?...