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[apocalypsos]

Painting of Nude Bush Removed From Museum -- I didn't want it to be what I thought it might be, and that's exactly what it turned out to be. Blech. I wouldn't click on that and see the painting if you want to keep your stomach contents intact.

Paper tycoons vie for Monopoly championship -- Dude, a Monopoly championship? Oh, I'd so enter. I'd also lose in the first round, but hey, Monopoly championship!

Boy, 11, Takes Car on Long Excursion -- Okay, how long before his parents sell the movie rights, do you think?

Monks Seek Homes for St Bernard Rescue Dogs -- I would love one of those, except for the fact that they're twice as big as I am. Plus, monks! Hee!

Resurrection of a Film Flop - 'Heaven's Gate' Redux -- I've got a wild and crazy idea. How about we re-release good movies that didn't get the recognition they deserved the first time around? (Hell, they did it with Donnie Darko and The Shawshank Redemption ... why can't we keep that up?)

Congress Tries to Push Indecency Fines Again -- Dear Congress ... fuck you. Also, learn what an "off switch" is. Sincerely, me.

Gifford Writes Book, Lyrics for Musical -- Considering the way she mangles sings, this is one of the most terrifying things I've heard all week. *shudders*

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[blackgarden.livejournal.com]

That painting of Bush is one of the ugliest pieces of art I've ever seen. It looks like it was painted by someone in a 10th-grade painting class trying to shock parents at the school's art show.