Movie Quotes Tag

[apocalypsos]

Well, I'm bored. And when I get bored, we play Movie Quotes Tag.

Okay, just in case anybody's playing for the first time and doesn't know the rules, they go like this:

-- You only get to guess one quote from every set. You cannot guess all ten of the quotes below, or all three of someone else's entries -- just one.

-- The first one to guess the correct movie AND have the person who submitted the quote confirm it's the correct film gets to submit three new movie quotes. Please respond in the comments of the original post, so that it's easier for other players to find new quotes.

-- You cannot use IMDb to find the answers, but you can use it to come up with new entries if you get a correct quote. Try not to use movies that have already been used for other quotes, and try not to make them too obscure. "E.T. phone home" works, but nobody is ever going to guess "I'm going to kill you!" And so as not to make it too easy, it's okay to replace character names with pronouns, as seen below.

And now, onto the quotes ...

1. "[She] is with [him] now? She's too tall for him!" -- Ocean's Eleven, guessed by chicklet25

2. Char1: "Why are you always smiling?"
Char2: "'Cause it's all so fuckin' hysterical." -- Road to Perdition, guessed by resqdog51

3. "I want you to remember this word, okay? It's kind of like a code word: Yahoo. Can you remember that?" -- Frequency, guessed by indigoskynet

4. "I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if [the Virgin Mary] just made the whole thing up? I mean, it's a pretty good one. It's not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again." -- Saved!, guessed by gangsta_ho_bag

5. "This is just a cover, we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way." -- The Lost Boys, guessed by riverblue

6. "You who murdered a hundred thousand Iraqis to save a nickel on a gallon of gas are going to lecture me on the rules of war?"

7. "I like Mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying." -- While You Were Sleeping, guessed by j_guda

8. Char1: "But I am popular!"
Char2: "Yeah, you travel in large groups of one."

9. Char1: "Son."
Char2: "Yes, Father?"
Char1: "Don't forget: stay out of the adult bookstore."
Char2: "Adult bookstore. Why?"
Char1: "Poison gas. Invisible." -- Blast from the Past, guessed by maryavatar

10. Char1: "All I want is some peace and quiet!"
Char2: "Okay, I'll be quiet."
Char3: "And I'll be peace!" -- What About Bob?, guessed by robyn_ma

Comments

For getting "Heathers"...

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

1) "You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"

2) Char1: "Sir, are you a henchman?"
Char2: "No, I only go as far as lackey."

3) "Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. The statue was a gift from French citizens, and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere."

Re: For getting "Heathers"...

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Number two is The Last Action Hero. The second time someone's used that today...

For getting Hellboy and Pee-Wee's Great Adventure right

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go ahead and put all 6 in a single post.

#1: "So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?"

#2: "I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face..."

#3: "I smell like a yak!"

#4: "You're living in the past father, this is the 14th century!"

#5: //If you like the police so much, get THEM to adopt you!//

#6: "Oh, my friends. I'm so pleased you're not dead."

Re: For getting Hellboy and Pee-Wee's Great Adventure right

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

4 is Ever After, yes?

My three

[xturtle.livejournal.com]

After guessing one of riverblue's, I came up with these:

1. "The plan: 5000 miles in four months. The goal: to explore a continent they had only known in books. The method: improvisation."

2. "Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time."

3. Char1: "Get out of the car."
Char 2: "Why? The upholstery is already ruined."

Re: My three

[bcgphoenix]

#3 is from Fight the Future, right?

For getting Toy Soldiers...

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

1) "I'm so dead they're gonna have to bury me twice."

2) "I think I got a fish in my pants. Oh no, wait, that's just me."

3) Char1: "You make me sick."
Char2: "Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick."

Re: For getting Toy Soldiers...

[mad-archivist.livejournal.com]

#3 is Police Academy

For The Last Action Hero

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

1) My eyes are open.

2) Just your average... horny little devil.

3) Well, I am psychic, you know.

Re: For The Last Action Hero

[resqdog51.livejournal.com]

#3 isn't Good Vibes, is it?

For getting "Fight the Future"....

[bcgphoenix]

1) "Look, I'm gonna need your shirt and your truck. - Okay. Would you like my virginity as well? - If it's on the menu. You're not too bright, are you? - No. - Perfect!"

2) "Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. "

3) "Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling 'Pinata! Pinata!' What the hell is a pinata, anyway?"

Re: For getting "Fight the Future"....

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

2) "Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. "

That was "Dogma".

My three for Bill and Ted's BJ!

[resqdog51.livejournal.com]

.... errr.. that didn't come out quite right.

Ehm, anyway.

Quote #1 --
Char1: It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.
Char2: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.
Char3: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.


Quote 2 --
Char1: Hold on, hold on, wait a minute! There's a PS. Anybody know what PS stands for?
(long pause)
Char2: Holy shit....!
Char3: That would be HS, *****


Quote 3 --
Char1: Mr. President, understand this. We have the power. We have the oil.
Char2: I have the match. (hangs up phone)

Re: My three for Bill and Ted's BJ!

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

#1 - Toy Soldiers again! Yay!

Ooo, #3 sounds familiar...

For getting "Dogma"

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

1. "I dressed my maids as amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure, and I damn near died of windburn, but the troops were dazzled."

2. "Smoke, or don't smoke. Trying is for pussies that won't commit."

3. "Ladies are unwell, gentlemen vomit."

I know #1!!!

[resqdog51.livejournal.com]

Its Lion in Winter!

Three more, cause I got the Grocer in Grosse Poine Blank!

[resqdog51.livejournal.com]

Quote 1 --
Char1: What's the meaning of goodness if there isn't a little badness to overcome?

Quote 2 --
Char1: Some day you'll learn that greatness is only the seizing of opportunity -- clutching with your bare hands 'til the knuckles show white.

Quote 3 --
Char1: Insanity doesn't just run through my family, it gallops!

Re: Three more, cause I got the Grocer in Grosse Poine Blank!

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

# 3 is "Arsenic and Old Lace"

For getting "Toy Soldiers"...

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

1) "We didn't start this, we didn't mean it to happen, but we're not giving up 'til you pay. Fair is fair!"

2) "I may have to pee every 45 minutes, but at least I get to pee in a gold toilet."

3) "It will come to you, this love of the land. There's no gettin' away from it if you're Irish."

Re: For getting "Toy Soldiers"...

[mad-archivist.livejournal.com]

#3 is gone with the wind

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

#1: "Asexual, where's the fun in that?"

#2: "Three men. 254 kilos. That was the deal."

#3: Char 1, "Yeah, well, I'm a victim of circumstance."
Char 2, "I thought you called it your pecker."

[kassandra05.livejournal.com]

#2. The Transporter.

Great movie!

For guessing Broken Arrow

[kassandra05.livejournal.com]

1. Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI.

2. Char. 1: [Char. 2], you think everything is a conspiracy.
Char. 2: Everything is.

3. Char. 1: Place projectile weapon on the ground.
Char. 2: You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
Char. 1: Your proposal is acceptable.

Re: For guessing Broken Arrow

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

#1 is Galaxy Quest.

(I know #3 too, but fair is fair)

Because I got Lion in Winter!

[resqdog51.livejournal.com]

quote 1 --
Char1: I'm the son of a sea cook!!

quote 2 --
Char1: I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know ***** knows, and ***** knows we know it. [smiles] We're a knowledgeable family.

quote 3 --
Char1: Tell us everything! Everything!
Char2: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Char3: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

Re: Because I got Lion in Winter!

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

OMG! #3 is The Goonies! AWESOME!

For guessing Arsenic & Old Lace

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

1. "Course, I was coming up here to kill you, but first I was gonna try and get you back."

2. "From now on I shall wear all the colors of the rainbow, and fall in love with someone who fancies me, for a change."

3. "Get her That was your plan?"

Re: For guessing Arsenic & Old Lace

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

#1 - Heathers

And three more, for X2:

[bcgphoenix]

1) "There were always questions. To exchange one set for another is no great matter."

2) "Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?"

3) "Name a shrub after me; something prickly and hard to eradicate."

Re: And three more, for X2:

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

#3 is Master and Commander

Who rocks the house? River Blue rocks the house! (I got "The Goonies" right!)

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

1) "The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven."

2) "In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

3) "What do you know? You're not a man. You're a cat. Go back to your feline world."

Re: Who rocks the house? River Blue rocks the house! (I got "The Goonies" right!)

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Hee. #2 is from "A Christmas Story". Love that movie.

for guessing Motorcycle Diaries

[vervassal.livejournal.com]

1. I demand to have some booze!

2. Char 1: I can't make out whether you're a bloody madman or just half-witted.
Char 2: I have the same problem, sir

3. It's been emotional.

Re: for guessing Motorcycle Diaries

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

#3 is Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

'Cause I got 'The Abyss'

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

#1: "Drop the weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply."

#2: Char 1, "There's no pleasing some people."
Char 2, "That's just what Jesus said, sir."

#3: "Guns for show, knives for a pro"

Re: 'Cause I got 'The Abyss'

[vervassal.livejournal.com]

2: Life of Brian
3: Lock Stock & etc.

And for Lilo and Stitch.... this is scary. And addictive.

[resqdog51.livejournal.com]

Quote 1 --
Char1: "Someone has had sex on this table"

Quote 2 --
Char1: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..."
Char2: "...Dinosarus eat man. Woman inherits the earth."

Quote 3 --
Char1: "Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady!"

This IS addictive!

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

#2 - Jurassic Park?

I KNOW the other 2!!!! Argh!

For getting "Heathers"....again! Whee!

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

1) "Would you kindly keep your balls off my tumbling mat?"

2) "The government reaches inside your shirt and squeezes until your tit turns purple."

3) Girl 1: "I'm going steady, and I french kiss."
Girl 2: "So? Everybody does that."
Girl 1: "Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it."

Re: For getting "Heathers"....again! Whee!

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

#3 is from "National Lampoon's Vacation". What a dreadful, dreadful movie.

For guessing The Transporter

[kassandra05.livejournal.com]

1. Char. 1: You're a genius!
Char. 2: A genius with access to unstable chemicals!

2. Char. 1: Have you been fighting?
Char. 2: Yes.
Char. 1: You been winning?
Char. 2: Yes.
Char. 1: That's my boy.

3. As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens.

Re: For guessing The Transporter

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

#1... Van Helsing? Not so sure about that one, 'cause I've never seen it, but I'm sure I've heard the quote in relation to the movie.

For guessing Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Char 1, "So you have a TV?"
Char 2, "No I just read the TV guide, if you read the TV guide you don't need a TV."

*sneeze* "Sorry I must be allergic to bullshit."

"You gotta think about it like the first time you had sex. You gotta say, 'Daddy, are you sure this is right?'"

Re: For guessing Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

#1 - The Lost Boys

One of my favorite movies EVER!

Because I got "Jurassic Park"...(man, I really ought to get something else done today...)

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

1) Char1: "Fact: You know why so many drunk drivers get in wrecks? Because they don't learn how to drive drunk."
Char2: "Fact: Alcohol kills brain cells. You lose one more, you're a talking monkey."

2) "Just because they're aliens doesn't mean they can't be dates."

3) "Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

Re: Because I got "Jurassic Park"...(man, I really ought to get something else done today...)

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

#2 might be Earth Girls are Easy. Carrying on with the Jeff Goldblum thing ;)

For Men in Black

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Ye gods, but I'm hooked.

1) How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

2) We all try. You succeed.

3) Get in the back of the van!

Re: For Men in Black

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

1 is from Aliens, isn't it?

All because I have "The Lost Boys" memorized...

[ex-riverblue937.livejournal.com]

1) "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

2) Char1: "Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
Char2: "You don't need any help from me, sir."

3) "Now you listen to me, mister. God did not put me on this earth to be awakened by filthy suggestions from a foul-mouthed hooligan like you. And as for our granddaughter, I am sure she has more than enough sense to steer clear of the likes of you. Now good night and good bye!"

Re: All because I have "The Lost Boys" memorized...

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Number one is The Princess Bride.