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[apocalypsos]

So I've been getting all anal-retentive with my DVD collection again. If you want to know how bad about it I am, my two DVD stands fit 216 single DVDs. With my box sets in them, I now have two full DVD stands with one extra DVD left out. To fit them all in, I had to take out the Jake 2.0 DVD, which really isn't official so when I'm trying to make space, I take it out, and move two single DVDs out of alphabetical order to fit the box sets in.

Those two DVDs that are in the stands but aren't in alphabetical order? Goddamn killing me. I swear they're staring at the back of my neck and softly singing "One of these things is not like the other ..." in creepy childlike voices like old horror movie theme songs. And any minute now, they'll get the others to mutiny, and I'll turn around and they'll be artistically arranged in a DVD house that's taller than me.

And I'll burst into tears and wail and sob, and if they send me off to the looney bin, just remember to pour some Kool-Aid mix into the kindergarten paste before you send it to me so that it tastes like cherry.

Anyway, in the theme of slacking off when I'm supposed to be writing, another Actors Who Are In My DVD Collection list. God only knows why I do this ... probably in case I ever decide I need to OD on Christopher Lloyd movies one day.



Six movies:

Christopher Lloyd: Addams Family Values, Back to the Future, Back to the Future II, Back to the Future III, Clue, Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the Eighth Dimension
John Cleese: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Monty Python's Flying Circus: Set 1, Monty Python's Flying Circus: Set 3, A Fish Called Wanda, Time Bandits
Alan Rickman: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Sense and Sensibility, Dogma, Love Actually, Galaxy Quest
William H. Macy: Benny and Joon, Mystery Men, Seabiscuit, The Cooler, Down Periscope, Somewhere in Time (hey, IMDb says he's in there somewhere)

Five movies:

Steve Buscemi: Armageddon, The Big Lebowski, The Grey Zone, Monsters Inc., Ghost World
Hugh Grant: About a Boy, Love Actually, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Notting Hill, Sense and Sensibility
Johnny Depp: Benny and Joon, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Caribbean, What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Four movies:

George Carlin: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Keanu Reeves: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, The Replacements, The Matrix
Kurt Russell: Big Trouble in Little China, Escape from New York, Escape From L.A., Miracle
Jeff Bridges: The Big Lebowski, Starman, Seabiscuit, Fearless
George Kennedy: Airport, Airport 75, Airport 77, Airport 79
Matt Damon: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Saving Private Ryan, Ocean's Eleven
Tom Hanks: Catch Me If You Can, You've Got Mail, Saving Private Ryan, A League of Their Own
Michael J. Fox: American President, Back to the Future, Back to the Future II, Back to the Future III
Ben Affleck: Armageddon, Phantoms, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Jason Isaacs: Peter Pan, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Armageddon, Resident Evil
Sean Connery: Highlander, Hunt for Red October, First Knight, Time Bandits

Three movies:

Matthew Broderick: Glory, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ladyhawke
Jake Gyllenhaal: The Good Girl, The Day After Tomorrow, Donnie Darko
Scarlett Johannson: The Horse Whisperer, Ghost World, Lost in Translation
Samuel L. Jackson: Kill Bill Vol. 2, Jurassic Park, The Long Kiss Goodnight
Jamie Lee Curtis: Freaky Friday, A Fish Called Wanda, Trading Places
Alex Winter: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, The Lost Boys
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Kate Winslet: Sense and Sensibility, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Titanic
Morgan Freeman: Glory, Deep Impact, The Shawshank Redemption
Madeline Kahn: Blazing Saddles, Clue, Young Frankenstein
Dennis Quaid: Frequency, The Day After Tomorrow, Undercover Blues
Tom Cruise: Jerry Maguire, Minority Report, A Few Good Men
Jack Nicholson: Batman, A Few Good Men, The Witches of Eastwick
Kevin Bacon: A Few Good Men, Footloose, Diner
Keifer Sutherland: The Lost Boys, A Few Good Men, Dark City
Shannon Elizabeth: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, American Pie 2, Love Actually
Kevin Smith: An Evening With Kevin Smith, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Jason Mewes: An Evening With Kevin Smith, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Keira Knightley: Bend It Like Beckham, Love Actually, Pirates of the Caribbean
Jeff Goldblum: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the Eighth Dimension, Jurassic Park, Independence Day
Bruce Campbell: Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, Spider-Man
Charles Martin Smith: American Graffiti, Deep Impact, Starman
Richard Dreyfuss: American Graffiti, American President, Jaws
Seann William Scott: American Pie 2, Bulletproof Monk, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Jennifer Connelly: Career Opportunities, Requiem for a Dream, Dark City
Leonardo DiCaprio: Catch Me If You Can, Titanic, What's Eating Gilbert Grape
George C. Scott: The Changeling, Patton, Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb
Renee Zellweger: Chicago, Empire Records, Jerry Maguire
Matthew McConaughey: U-571, Frailty, Reign of Fire
Christian Bale: Reign of Fire, Equilibrium, Swing Kids
Halle Berry: X-Men, X2:X-Men United, The Last Boy Scout



Things I Learned While Researching This:

-- I just ran out of space in my DVD stands and need to get another one if I'm going to want to store with my crack DVD collection.
-- Double-checking this through IMDb just proved how many good movies by these actors I don't have yet.
-- The sequel to The Mask of Zorro will have Antonio Banderas and Rufus Sewell in it. It's entirely possible my panties won't survive the trip to the theater due to spontaneous combustion.
-- Not to spoil anything, but I think I know who the extra thief is in Ocean's Twelve just from looking at the cast list on IMDb. (It's a big "I think", though, because I have another theory based on a couple of articles I've read. And why do I even care, anyway?)

Comments

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

The sequel to The Mask of Zorro will have Antonio Banderas and Rufus Sewell in it. It's entirely possible my panties won't survive the trip to the theater due to spontaneous combustion.

So going in metaquotes

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

So don't wear underwear at all!

[toodorkyforyou.livejournal.com]

I would just like to take this oppurtunity to say that I have seen many of your quotes on metaquotes, and I think that I love you. Do you mind if I add you to my friends list?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sure, go right ahead. :)